by Best Based Lord October 10, 2025
Get the Kirkmug. A really shit dad who chooses alcohol over his kids. Has a tendency to beat his children's mother because he's a big pussy and would never hit a male. He has a sister who can't look after her kids and the social have to do it for her. Kirk is an all round lanky streak of piss who sits in a pub with all his low life friends.
God that guy is such a Kirk.
Look after your children... don't be like Kirk.
Is that Kirk in the Pub? Most definitely.
God did you see Kirk beat that woman. That's so like Kirk.
Look after your children... don't be like Kirk.
Is that Kirk in the Pub? Most definitely.
God did you see Kirk beat that woman. That's so like Kirk.
by Trollface123 March 4, 2017
Get the Kirkmug. Kirk smith’s are kind, thoughtful and warm-hearted. When it comes to movie quotes and song lyrics, kirk smith’s are said to have had the memory of an elephant. Regardless of what Nate Smith’s think, Kirk Smiths are by far the best snow skiers in their families.
Kirk Smiths are loyal friends, brothers, uncles and soon to be husbands. Kirk smith’s often hold family records for most speeding tickets by the age of 16 1/2. Regardless of what Mike Smiths thinks, Kirk Smith's have the best taste have the best taste of music in the family.
Kirk Smiths are loyal friends, brothers, uncles and soon to be husbands. Kirk smith’s often hold family records for most speeding tickets by the age of 16 1/2. Regardless of what Mike Smiths thinks, Kirk Smith's have the best taste have the best taste of music in the family.
by hellohelloyahyah October 12, 2022
Get the Kirk Smithmug. THE HOTTEST MAN EVERRRRRRR.
(also a nickname for someone with long curly hair or fast fingers for playing guitar)
Kirk is a guitarist from San Francisco. He's currently in the band Metallica. His mom is Filipino and his dad was English, German, Scottish, and Irish (according to google).
(also a nickname for someone with long curly hair or fast fingers for playing guitar)
Kirk is a guitarist from San Francisco. He's currently in the band Metallica. His mom is Filipino and his dad was English, German, Scottish, and Irish (according to google).
1.) Omg that dude is such a Kirk Hammett.
2.) I'm gonna go see Metallica tonight!! I'm so excited to see Kirk Hammett on stage, he's my fav!
2.) I'm gonna go see Metallica tonight!! I'm so excited to see Kirk Hammett on stage, he's my fav!
by Anon♡♡ February 2, 2023
Get the Kirk Hammettmug. Getting fucked up at a musical theatre prom. And that’s getting fucked up in any way you can imagine.
by BlockBoi67 May 28, 2018
Get the get kirkedmug. Jane: what happened to you , sandra!!! You look horrible!
Sandra: Kirk just took advantage of me again.
Sandra: Kirk just took advantage of me again.
by Fuqqqalluuu9 December 31, 2023
Get the Kirkmug. Kirking is a when an online troll attacks members of the emergency services on social media such as Facebook and Twitter. It came about in the 2020 Covid19 Pandemic where doctors and nurses were abused online for simply working.
That guy Tim is a total Kirker. It’s shameful some of the things he posted last night and the language he used was shocking. Kirking
by Tattoo11 March 30, 2020
Get the Kirkingmug.