Ash Kirk

A name given to a girl who could be a boy 🧐
Damn Zak that gal over there she’s definitely an Ash Kirk

That girl had a piece of meat swinging between hers legs, she defs an Ash Kirk
by TheTeflonDon April 24, 2020
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Caption Kirk

Caption Kirk is from the sci-fi series Star Trek He is Spock's other half, the best caption in Starfleet. Picard's got nothing on him. He is insanely sexy, has balls and nerves of steels and a great leader, having the crew as his "family" He's so tough he kicked death ass and came back from the dead to be with Spock. Note: Do not mess with the caption, because Spock will fuck yo shit up!
Caption Kirk makes Spock very happy, although Spock will say Vulcun's cannot feel happy.
by LizzyB June 27, 2014
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Kirk Smith

Kirk smith’s are kind, thoughtful and warm-hearted. When it comes to movie quotes and song lyrics, kirk smith’s are said to have had the memory of an elephant. Regardless of what Nate Smith’s think, Kirk Smiths are by far the best snow skiers in their families.

Kirk Smiths are loyal friends, brothers, uncles and soon to be husbands. Kirk smith’s often hold family records for most speeding tickets by the age of 16 1/2. Regardless of what Mike Smiths thinks, Kirk Smith's have the best taste have the best taste of music in the family.
Kirk Smith will marry Kelly Smith.
by hellohelloyahyah October 12, 2022
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Dimesha Kirk

an absolute tank who steals from walmart and gets arrested.
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by gfawegfafvasreg May 17, 2019
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Kirke Svigter

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Tror du Lukas kommer? Nej, han er en fucking kirke svigter.
by Hoeghz October 16, 2017
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Dog Kirk

The best type of dog in the universe. It's way better to name your dog this than Brandi. Dog Kirk's are amazing animals. They are fun, loving, and super cute. Everyone loves a Dog Kirk.
I went to the Goldstien's house to specifically visit Dog Kirk.
by Kirk FTW December 31, 2011
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Kirk-Blocked

Describes what occurs when attempting to answer a customer's support email only to find that 'a Kirk' has already responded with an answer many orders of magnitude times superior to yours.
Me: Fuck...I was four minutes into a screen recording when I saw Kirk's better, kinder and more correct answer post in the thread...
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.
by ZaphodBeeblebrøx November 09, 2022
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