Neil

A cheap prick never tips over 15%

Omg I went on a date the other day and he split the bill he’s such a Neil

by Nate Hernandez November 25, 2018

Neil

A dumbass he not funny he’s not scared of ghost his a simp

Neil sucks butt

by Hiitzanabella April 19, 2020

Neil

jump

damn that edit hard my Neil

by Xfinit August 6, 2023

Neil Patrick Harris'ed

When a gay couple has twins and they are genetically the father of one child each

Girl 1: Did you hear about Adam and Steve? They were Neil Patrick Harris'ed!
Girl 2: They were what?
Girl 1: They had a surrogate who had twins and both Adam and Steve were biologically the father of one baby.

by teddybear+mermaid June 19, 2014

Neil

he is a physics genius and did a cube club with the physics teacher and is just so so so amazing. Just kidding (maybe). A neil is someone who is fun to joke around with and agrees with me that boys bathrooms are disgusting. He also needs to talk to a therapist because he got tramautised by a kid named Paul at the urinal. He also doesn't wear shoes inside the house like a good boy.

OMG he is such a neil

by northdokateyourass November 30, 2021

neil

a very rare handsome awesome funny witty intelligent captivating man with proper spelling of his name and also has unusually large penis

all the girls want a neil of there own

by suckaducka916 February 16, 2023

Neiling

The act of injecting steroids into ones eyeballs, then riding off into the sunset with ones crew.

Dude that guy's a total badass, all Neiling 'n' shit.

by PretzelJet July 8, 2015