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Negative Nathan

When your playing an online video game and someone on your team or the other team is consistantly having a negative Kill/Death Ratio, weather it be a friend, or the noob your pawning, or both. As a result in them always being negative you can call them a Negative Nathan. They also usually think they are the shit at the game they are playing, which is most often the opposite. Term works best if your friends name happens to be Nathan.
Dude stop trying so hard at the game and just play you Negative Nathan
by Small Splash August 17, 2009
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Negative Listener

Someone that hears only what they want to hear.

Someone that while 'listening' to your argument, they have already thought of a reply regardless of what is currently being said.

Someone that doesnt pay full attention to the conversation.
You: "Can you tell me what format of longitude/ latitude this GPS device stores its locations?"
Negative Listener: "I'm sorry sir, but you cant search for locations based on longitude/ latitude."
You: "Huh? You appeared to have answered a question I never asked!"

Air hostess: "Would you like the chicken or beef sir?"
Negative Listener: "The fish sounds delicious!"
by Brendan Roche, Ireland January 17, 2008
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negadong

verb: to have a severe shrinkage in one's dong. Hence 'nega' as in negative, and 'dong' as in male genitalia. Quite opposite to that of megadong.
Dude, this pool is so freakin cold. It's giving me a mad case of negadong.
by doolichard March 8, 2011
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Negative One Million Inches of Rain

When it never rains because you live in a dumb state who decided that rain was against it's religion.
Guy One: "It rains all the time here!"
Guy Two: "Really? It's negative one million inches of rain up in this bitch."
Guy One: "Where do you live?"
Guy Two: "Minnesota."
by k-moneyyyy October 7, 2012
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negative justice

When something doesn't go your way, especially when it seemed it might. The opposite of "justice

If you are into the brevity thing: "Negative J"
Hey looks like we are getting free tickets to the show.

Awesome!!

Shit.. The boss said i gotta work that night

Thats some negative justice man....
by Spinecho2002 February 7, 2015
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Negar Mahboobi

The most beautiful girl in the world.
Everyone loves her😍♥️♥️♥️
Negar Mahboobi is a beautiful cat.😻
Negar Mahboobi is the reason of everything that I do
by HBD😍 August 18, 2018
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negateevo

That guys negateevo

He's like a negateevo
by Imaginemissing June 5, 2021
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