old navy

a stupid ass clothing line and a cheap store- old navys clothes are ugly and gay as hell , they think they are preppy , they are in no way original or cool

Losers and gay preppys wear old navy

by bingy February 23, 2005

Old Navy

This occurs when you are banging your girlfriend in her parents' pool, you shoot your load underwater, and she is forced to suck it up with a snorkel, so as to not get her parents' pool dirty.

Matt: "Yo, what did you do last night?"
Cory: "I totally gave my girlfriend the world's biggest Old Navy. I hope I don't clog her pool filter."

by CoryZebra August 9, 2012

old navy

An alcoholic drink made with a single shot of vodka, and topped off with milk.

Barkeep, I'll have an Old Navy

by Del Millard April 9, 2006

old navy

A cheap knockoff of abercromie and fitch in which the store puts deers on their clothing to make it look more preppy and to copy the moose.

amanda- hey!! like my new shirt!!
todd- yea did u get that from a&f , i see it has a moose on it
amanda- no, its a deer and i got it at old navy for cheap!!

by julierose August 6, 2006

US Navy

The Naval Arm of the american Armed Services Also British Naval Slang for something that is incredibly well equipped but Thunderously Incompetent see also

"all the gear, no idea"

"Yeah He's US navy"
"Jesus He's that stupid?"

by Jackasfuck July 5, 2009

Old Navy Medium

A girl that would be considered large or even extra large by any standard of measurement, but is called medium by the one who sleeps with her in an attempt to validate her size. Similar to Old Navy selling large clothes at a smaller size.

This shirt fits so well and its medium!
-Yeah but it's an Old Navy Medium...

She wasn't big man, she was medium.
-That woman was an Old Navy Medium.

by jdf5555 October 1, 2010

Old Navy

The clothing store for gays. Only gay people shop here because they are attracted by the store's gay songs and commercials.

Old Navy has to be the gayest store ever devised.

by PlayDohMan June 12, 2005