non-merch

Non-merch is the term in the Chuck E. Cheese community used to describe items obtained from the restaurant that were supposed to be demolished and discarded. These items can be given to workers in secret, taken from the dumpster, or just plain stolen. Some examples of non-merch would be animatronics, artwork, and any other proprietary company assets. CEC Master coined this term and will die on a hill with it.

"Dude, did you see the non-merch posted in the PTN earlier? Master deleted that shit so fast!"

by helenhennytinkywinky March 28, 2023

non skin

The definition of embarrassment when playing with your friends and get killed by a non skin

You could be running towards zone, and from out of nowhere a non skin one pumps you to the face

Bro I just got one pumped by a non skin

by Kingy2204 June 1, 2018

non-christian

To not be Christian.

"you are non-christian" said Dequan to Debby.

by FazeUp August 28, 2016

Non-Reader

A term used to describe someone who, enjoys a series of movies based on books. Such as Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Twilight. However, they have never actually read any of the books.

Sarah: Hey did you like the last harry potter movie?
Cecelia: Yeah, it was awesome!
Sarah: Yeah, but I kind of liked the book more.
Cecelia: Oh, I've never read that.
Sarah: You've never read the book? What a Non-Reader..

by Clawdea December 3, 2011

Non-celebrities

urban dictionary's definition of anybody who isn't Chris Pratt or Elon Musk.

And quote: "We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."

by lil’ blu3 December 29, 2018

non-sociable

Non-sociable is a term to describe those who are unable, or unwilling to partake in social interactions.

John does not partake in social interactions because he is non-sociable. Either that or he's just a giant asshole.

by Agent Chrelk November 15, 2013

non-joke

An anecdote that has the setup of a joke (background info, character introductions), but as it goes on, it is revealed to be an anecdote, usually ending in a serious or somber way; can be described as a form of dark humor in some cases.

A man has a dream where a gorilla steals his banana. He tells his wife about his strange dream. She ignores him completely and goes back to sleep. The man rolls over, and he cries as he realizes his marriage is in shambles. (This is an example of a non-joke)

by tahutoa June 10, 2016