Cursed Mozzarella Stick

When you take a shit in a deep fryer and serve it to your friends with Marinara sauce.

Friend 1: Now it's time for the appetizer, Cursed Mozzarella Sticks!
Friend 2: What in the hell could that be?
Friend 1: Oh you'll find out soon enough. I just need to use the bathroom first.

by stiltmaster September 13, 2022

mazzanet

something that sits there and idles without any real purpose.

my boss is a total mazzanet

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

muzzamil sayyid

A weird dude who hits on my girlfriend. his attempts amuse me so much however that i refrain from beatin the shit out of him. keep it up muzzamil, yous a pimp dawg!

muzzamil: yo babe your so fly lets chill
Babe: uhh i have to go mow the lawn sorry!

by yaaah bitch May 8, 2005

mazza balls

This term, mazza balls, was coined approximately in the 12th century BC when a Persian invader exclaimed "Look at his mazza balls" to describe an Islamic man's hairy testicles. This term refers to extremely hairy male genitalia, which tends to be associated with Islamic/Hasidic/Jewish males.

Oh gross, look at that guy's mazza balls!

by Andy Willy Fishy February 1, 2009

Mozzarella Stick

The process when a male solidifies a large amount of semen right after sex. When it is ready, he forms it into a rod shape using his hand, then deep fries it and/or breads it. He then force feeds it to his sexual partner.

Dude, I just mozzarella sticked my girlfriend last night. I got so horny.

My boyfriend just mozzarella sticked me last night. He really knows how to cook.

by Not a Pidgeon April 25, 2013

The Muzz

Slang for a Pennsylvanian group of Islamic beings. The leader of which is bald and has an epic white beard and is actually a convert from Catholicism. Total of 5 "muzzes" belong to this clan. Main mode of transport is a red van. Back-up mode of transport is a camel convoy. The leader of this group originated from New York state and found his true calling on a volunteer mission to the South Pacific. Though the leader of this clan is an extreme "dush" bag, the main female is a Norm-Muzz (see Norm-Muzz). Main Muzz built a Muzzosque. Main Muzz towers above the other Muzz community at 6'4", though his voice would indicate that he is of a much shorter and slender figure. Most people have a similar opinion regarding the Main Muzz... that of which he sucks.

Again, we cannot coordinate a family reunion this year due to The Muzz's Ramadaning.

The Muzz sucks. I am so glad I am not part of The Muzz.

by Muzzlissa May 25, 2011

mozza

Derogatory term used to describe muslims. A term usually used by Hindu's.

I can't stand the mozza's around here, they stick together too much

by Kiz411 June 28, 2005