Muthr Pradesh

A place where murderers, rapists, and cows live in harmony.

Muthr Pradesh is a bad place to live.

by Nagpur IT Cell January 21, 2021

Pongo mattress

Normally a girl who will sleep with any army guy or pongo. Often gross and could take a bedpost inside her.

Guy 1: Hey have you been with Kandy?
Guy 2: Ewww! No way she been with every pongo on base, it would be like doing a bucket of water.
Guy 1:Ohh so she's a totally Pongo mattress.

by Jake Parkbench March 27, 2011

folded mattress

Someone whos fat vagina is bigger then camel toe and moose knuckle

Person 1- Damn look at that camel toe...

Person 2 nah man thats a folded mattress its huge...

by Ajc22 August 22, 2017

Burst Mattress

A burst mattress pertains to a vagina or gootherus that is not well kept. The pubic hair protrudes out the sides of the underwear, resembling a well worn mattress, with its stuffing coming through the seams

“Her lady garden hasn’t had a gardener in a while, it looks like a burst mattress “

by Gootherologist2020 November 25, 2020

Shot the mattress

Huge mistake; major dumb move. Origin: My husband thought he was going to dry fire a .32 but ended up shooting a round in our brand new mattress and it is not even paid off.

I wanted to get to work on time, but I shot the mattress on that one.

by Propa-Gandhi July 4, 2017

flip my mattress

to temporarily or permanently change one's sexual preference

ie: a straight girl says, "I'd definitely flip my mattress for her!"

by ToniG March 4, 2009

mattrifice

Noun: A mattress with an orifice or small opening on the surface for the deposit of
vomit, urine or other bodily fluids. Coined
by "Loveline" radio host Adam Carolla.

"if I had a mattrifice, I could stay in bed all day."

by sholay December 29, 2003