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Anti-Masker

A toddler in a grown ass body who believes that this coronavirus pandemic is not killing thousands of people and that masks don't work. A typical anti-masker would be a middle-aged Karen who can be seen protesting on the streets or in a store without a mask, spreading and potentially exposing themselves to the deadly virus, or yelling out "masks are an infringement of my constitutional rights!" to a poor employee in a retail store who has to risk their health and the health of their loved ones to make a living.

Anti-maskers refuse to wear masks in store, or better yet, wear their masks under their noses. They have to be told to wear their masks properly, just like a cat owner that has to tell their cat to stop eating plastic as it is not digestible. The cat doesn't learn. These people are so stupid that it leaves smart people completely baffled as to how they are in their 40s and still this dumb, and better yet, alive.

Anti-maskers are 2020s' new and updated version of anti-vaxxers. Still harming people's health, still entitled dumbasses, its all the same just with a different name in a different time.

Some anti-maskers can even be seen coughing on food in grocery stores, or on people or police officer's faces. Some have been charged with acts of terrorism, for knowingly spreading a deadly and highly contagious virus. Anti-maskers are generally regarded as the dumbest and most selfish people alive. Many American anti-maskers are avid orange buffoon followers.
Anti-Masker = Look at that grown ass man laying on the floor having a tantrum, refusing to wear a mask! That poor police officer who has to deal with this baby.
by Urban-Mask December 22, 2020
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Musket Shot

A fart when one's ass-crack is packed with a white powder, such as baking soda, baby powder, cornstarch, etc. The fart produces an effect that is visually similar to that of firing a musket.
Neil had bad gas, so he packed his ass-crack full of baby powder and unloaded a musket shot on Hansel's face.
by Cristobal Carbonero December 3, 2007
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Muskegon

A medium size town on the west coast of Michigan. An extremley poor town with a massive number of problems. However, Muskegon has a lot of potential to be a paradise, other than the mind numbingly cold winters.

The police of Muskegon County are widley known to be corrupt power trippers.
Did you hear about Muskegon?

No...

Exactly.
by ACinskee January 16, 2011
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musket pack

V. The act of sexual intercourse with a female, while she is menstruating and a tampon is carelessly left in the vaginal canal. Usually alcohol is involved. To reverse this act a flash light and a long grasping device are required
He musket packed her last night and created what appears to be a crime scene in Ginther's spare bedroom.
by jcutch82 September 22, 2014
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Beer Muster

A get together designed to build morale and courage through intake of heroic amounts of alcoholic beverages, primarily beer.

May or may not have been done in WWII by your grandpa. If he did, it was 2.5% alcohol 8oz beer cans, and he only had 2- but he felt invincible afterwards.
What time is beer muster? No, seriously- we can't figure out...
by Bj Bruce March 7, 2012
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Fluffer Musket

1. A promiscuous female or homosexual male that is exceedingly skilled at swallowing large quantities and/or consecutive helpings of semen.

2. A whore specifically for sucking dick or woman who is infatuated with pleasuring a man orally.

partially derivative from the phrase "take a 'shot' in the mouth"
"That Fluffer Musket sucked me DRY!"
by Xeven VxHxN "spidey" October 4, 2012
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Muskego, WI

Just one of many hick towns in Wisconsin. What used to be all farms, has now developed into much more. Muskego has a bar on every corner, ten banks, three grocery stores, two Walgreens, and a McDonalds.
I'm goin to the Kroeger in Muskego, WI, ya'll.
by Muskego girl October 31, 2008
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