mushroomstomp 

to slap with dick

mushroomstomp by Anonymous August 7, 2003

Crimson Mushroom 

A "Crimson Mushroom" is given to an unsuspecting person by removing one's flaccid penis from one's trousers and slapping said penis across the cheek, forehead, eye socket or other impressionable area of the body (preferably the face) so as to cause a large, red, mushroom shaped outline on the recipient.

That Crimson Mushroom I gave to your sister could be heard for miles and seen for days.

Crimson Mushroom by Crank Johnson August 12, 2008

sneaky mushroom 

When someone rubs their junk on your back, not necessarily on purpose, in a crowded place.

That dude just gave me a sneaky mushroom on his way to the jukebox!

sneaky mushroom by jimmy jazzbone January 15, 2011

Infected Mushroom 

N. An incredible trance artist or group. I honestly have no idea which.

Did you hear the new Infected Mushroom track?

Infected Mushroom by EnigmaticCoffeeCup November 14, 2004

shiitake mushroom

a phrase made redundant because "shiitake" means mushroom in Japanese, there for it doesn't mean "Japanese mushroom;" it actually translates into "mushroom mushroom."

1: What does shiitake mushroom mean?
2: Dude, it means "mushroom mushroom."
1: No seriously, what the fuck is shiitake??
2: Just shut your ass.

shiitake mushroom by KRHimself September 5, 2005

magic mushroom 

1. n. generally refers to the fruiting bodies of the fungus in the genus psilocybe. 2. any non-poisonous mushroom with visionary or entheogenic properties.

They went to Amsterdam and ate some magic mushrooms before the concert to enhance their enjoyment.

magic mushroom by reptiles October 4, 2002

mushroom 

(n.) Fungus that appears between hordes of dancing badgers that appear from nowhere. After fives sets of "mushroom mushroom", a snake is brought in to give the mushrooms a rest. The whole process repeats over and over.


(abbr.) Mushroom cloud, the shape of smoke from atomic or nuclear bombing.


(n.) a person with a large forehead, dispropotinal to the jaw and lower face.

I was going to post about badgers, but that word is mentioned enough in other definitions



Quentin Tarantino is a mushroom

mushroom by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004