mushroom tat

A bruised imprint from the head of a circumcised penis. Generally applied via a violent whipping of an erect penis against the face of the offending party.

She was a raker so I had to give her a mushroom tat.

by Knuckles92 January 2, 2008

Shitake Mushroom

1. A japanese mushroom

2. A substitute to the S word when teachers are around

Person 1: OMG i accidently stabbed you

Person 2: Shiiiii (teacher walks by) shitake mushroom

by Naan & Laur September 4, 2005

mushroom roulette

n. exhilarating game played by picking and eating fungi in the forest; will it be tasty or will it be deadly?

I can't feel my eyeballs and I'm vomiting blood.

Ahh. I'm guessing you've been playing mushroom roulette ... and you're losing.

by gnostic1 August 4, 2011

Mushroom Stuffing

A type of homosexual intercourse whereby a man inserts his penis into another penis and climaxes inside. Similar to the way snuffleupagus might reproduce in nature. The seemingly impossible biological properties of this act make it all the more pleasurable when actually completed.

Ohhh woha! David just tricked me into watching a video called kids in the sandbox, it looked like a regular adult film until this lady started mushroom stuffing the man with a dildo. I need to go rinse my eyes with drain-o!

by BizurdFluz December 17, 2008

mushroom thump

The act of wacking someone in the face or eye with a penis.

That chick got mushroom thumped so hard it left a permanent scar!

by poopster February 12, 2003

Mushroom Whelp

A mushroom whelp is the aftermath of being hit in the face from ones penis. Or the raised mark left from that act.

After Sally ran her mouth, I gave her a mushroom whelp across her face.

by CoolerMan January 14, 2014

mushroom list

To put someone on the mushroom list is to keep them uninformed and to feed them rubbish answers. It comes from the best conditions in which mushrooms flourish "You keep them in the dark and feed them sh.t".

I put the salesperson on the mushroom list.

by Robin Walsh May 24, 2007