table muscle

someone's huge belly.

You see bronco def's table muscle? I bet he weigh 350 and could stay at the buffet all day long!

by tim-tim April 23, 2004

holy muscle of love

A penis(i.e. the cock, dick, shlong, one-eyed monster, whatever other 1000's of names you may call it).

(Three gay Catholic priests and the local gay Catholic bishop are preparing for a four-man sex orgy in a secret chamber in the church)

Bishop O'Brien: Alright brothers, gather round and recite the opening verse of our little holy love ritual. *unzips his pants and sticks out his penis from underneath his robe*
Three gay priests:(in unison and in an incanted singing voice) And-may-the-Looord-blesss-thyyy-hooo-lyy-muss-cle-of-loooo-ooooove!
*all three priests then anoint the bishop's penis with holy water and begin taking turns giving him oral sex*





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by Mark H September 30, 2004

carpet munchers

A woman who likes to munch on other chicks pussy's, (their carpets).

Those bitches are hot, but i heard they are carpet munchers.

by Pears... October 13, 2005

muscle-fuck

V. To exceed the necessary effort required to complete a task, resulting in damage or malfunction.
Adj. Can be used to describe the state of something damaged, abused, over worked, etc.

1. I was tightening a bolt, and to be certain it was good and tight I torqued it a bit extra and I muscle-fucked it. I snapped the head off the bolt.
2. Don't muscle-fuck the lid on the mayonnaise jar! Someone might want to get in there some day.
3. I had to replace the driver's side seat because it was completely muscle-fucked.

by PieceOfLighting May 15, 2006

Ass Muncher

A person that is too far up his or her own ass to know any better. An ass muncher will always look out for number one and too preoccupied to care.

Being the ass muncher that he is, John ate the last donut and didn't even save me any.

by buzznjackal August 22, 2003

musclepup

A very handsome man with absolutely well-developed muscles.

- Have you seen the new video that Pano Tsaklas put on YouTube?
- Are you talking about that hot musclepup?

by firewallball January 19, 2014

penis muncher

a male or female that likes to have penis in their mouth very often

"at least I'm not a penis muncher!"

by curryapple November 19, 2011