Brick And Mortar

A toilet prank in which someone craps on the rim of a toilet and then shuts the lid so that when the crap dries the lid and rim become stuck, creating the "brick and mortar effect". This prank is designated by the vertical clap of the hands, and is usually accompanied by an upper deck.

At wrestling camp, all the freshmen were pissing me off so I broke into their room and brick and mortared their toilet. They couldn't get it unstuck so they made Carlino clean up the whole thing and he started crying. What a bitch.

by OpN July 27, 2007

Marta

Marta is a sweet kind and caring girl who cares about everyone before she even stops to think about herself she never makes people sad and never thinks twice about helping someone she is so funny and kind and amazing to be around she is the best friend!

Marta is the best

by Carmzie June 4, 2019

murtaza jafferji

Weird... but still funny
Tries to tick people off... but still funny...EVEN HIS FACE IS FUNNY... lol jk
if he tried to be nice once in a while it would kill him. yep that's about it...

that weird kid is so murtaza.

by *`*~*~*`* May 9, 2005

Mortal Kombat

Mortal Kombat (verb) :- To chain a succession of sexual finishers that run in a specific order:

1) A Donkey Punch
2) Angry Pirate
3) Spiderman
4) Strawberry Milkshake
5) Pearl Necklace
6) Frosty Hitler
7) Superman Punch

In essence, one is "finishing" one's opponent.

"FINISH HER! MORTAL KOMBAT! Fatality..."

"Yeah, Steven I Mortal Kombated that bitch last night."

"That slut is so into Mortal Kombat."

by jpcymru July 14, 2009

Märta

The hottest girl from Europe ever! The hottest of her sisters, Maggie and Marcella.

Märta Madsen is hot.

by cool person November 10, 2003

Marta

Former wet dream of the Polish Prince

Krystian sure does miss Marta's hot thongs since she moved back to Poland. (See Natalie)

by Chunk July 11, 2003

martain

someone who's voice is strangely similar to microsoft sams.

h e l l o booys i a m m a r t a i n

by Big Tezza May 10, 2005