French mullet

Placing the Male member on the back of targets head so that it resembles the long hair of a mullet while resting meat clackers on top of said targets head . The precursor to the french revolution.

Hey hes passed out face down drunk on the couch. Someone take a picture of me giving him a french mullet!

by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019

Ocular Mullet

Also known as a "lazy" or "wandering" eye, the ocular mullet is when one eye is always focused on business while the other is busy looking for the party

Did you see her ocular mullet? She was totally scoping out that hot guy with her party eye while I was talking to the business eye!

by kneesocksfetishrox June 4, 2015

Fag mullet

Currently one of the most trendy liberal men's very douche hipster hairstyle . Also known as a fag biscuit or a man bun.

Who are you gawking at ?Oh Billy , he the one with the Achy Breaky Fart Fag Mullet and the skinny jeans on! Oh Steven , I see him now.

by Uncle RedBeard August 11, 2017

Techno mullet

A term widely used in the underground rave scene which refers to a hairstyle, mainly worn by men, in which the hair is short in back and in long dreadlocks only at the back. Commonly found at euro-teknivals and big dirty illegal parties, hence the name. Can also refer to most styles featuring combinations of short/shaved bits and dreads.

Dave: What's with this hair at the back of your head mate?
Steve: I'm growing it into dreads. Going for the techno mullet. It's all the rage these days.
Steve: Fuckin' hippy...

by Retxab January 3, 2015

Midgey Mullet

Term which refers to any mullet worn by a midget and/or dwarf.

Jimmy Kimmel had his ass kicked by a group of little people sporting midgey mullets.

by Rob L. July 25, 2004

mullet home

a home with finer building materials, such as brick, in the front but with lesser materials, such as vinyl siding, on the sides and rear.

Did you see that new subdivision full of "Luxury" mullet homes and McMansions that popped up near the highway?

by eme jota ce October 16, 2009

pubic mullet

When you shave your vagina but not your asscrack. Business in the front, party in the back.

That bitch has a pubic mullet.

by pubicbillyray December 2, 2019