miserablizing

verb-when someone is making your life miserable

You are miserablizing my life

by kakica November 19, 2017

muserist

A pesky impecunious wide-eyed-goon deliberating on a degenerate but satisfying notion of "should I" or "shouldn't I".

When a muserist gets kicked out of all manner of pubs, clubs and bars for being caught just asking for drugs, but to get barred for life feels like a true expression of the art of pissing people off.

by *nigganeese* May 3, 2018

muserween

Halloween on musical.ly

Hey it's muserween this month man

by D-Monkey May 8, 2018

misericordiae

great person look out for his loved ones a bit rude and mean but is really friendly and handsome and is a gamer

if you walk down a street and find a handsome boy named misericordiae you should keep him

by Mark.Q October 22, 2018

Misery Loves Cumpoony

So you’re having a bad day. What better way to improve the day than to play a joke on someone and make them miserable too? This gag starts by dropping a steamy snickers along with a cream pie in the punch bowl and then dropping an object of importance right next to the toilet. You must now come up with an excuse to make someone else retrieve the item (eg: I threw out my back last night bc Bill Cosby pounded my spinky so good. Could you please help me?). If timed correctly, when the poor lad goes to pick up the item, the toilet will auto flush and the creamy mudpie will splatter onto his face like a child trying to eat a cream filled donut.

Tyrant: Dude I took the kids swimming yesterday. It was a nice day.

Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.

Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.

by Stoney69 August 29, 2019

Muser

A person who just looks at themselves in a camera and sings to themselves because they have nothing better to do, besides it’s not like they will ever see themselves age.

I’m such a muser I have only been on it for like 50 years but somehow an effect stayed on where my hair turned white.

by Cringle puffs November 13, 2019

Musermax

1. A person that looks like a clown or makes bad jokes which are not funny
2. Ball disease

You're a musermax man, not funny.

by Ghostwriter6996 November 23, 2019