Scorch Muffins

a very good band from ontario ohio who are for the most part are unheard of

did you see scorch muffins last night tey were epic

by scorch muffins June 3, 2011

Muffin

1. A tasty food.

2. An insult to a fat person.

3. Girls Breasts and/or Vagina and/or butt

4. A term of endearment

5. A name for the fat hanging from the stomach-hip area, mostly made when wearing clothing to tight and small.

6. A bad hair day, mostly when the hair is curly and everywhere, kinda looks like a muffin.

7. A synonym for ugly (since some people wrongly assume that Muffins are ugly cupcakes, they also use it to mean ugly for people)

8. A Demi-Goddess in the Church of Breakfast. Main follower being the Mistress of Muffins.

1. Dude, this muffin tastes great! Did you bake more?

2. That girl's a total muffin! Look, she has fat rolls!

3. "Nice Muffins"(Breasts) "Can I butter your muffin?" (Vagina) and "I want to spank her muffin!" (butt)

4. I love you, Muffin

5. Those pants give her a total muffin!

6. Dude, you have muffin hair.

7. Dude she is so muffin why would you wanna date her?

8. Hail the Muffin Goddess, Demi Goddess in the Church of Breakfast.

by MelodyMoose January 7, 2011

buttered muffins

a vagina with sperm in it

nick was having sex with katie and he totally buttered her muffin. buttered muffins

by mista pimp December 18, 2009

Moist Muffin

The act of a male forcibly sticking ones fingers in an another males rectal hole.

that moist muffin war was crazy

by Palmetto Aquatics May 11, 2009

Trunk Muffin

The act of shitting in some ones trunk without their knowing, just waiting for the owner to open up and find the sweet trunk muffin

Hey man, Jesse was being a D-Bag, so i dropped a trunk muffin in his mom's exterra!

by ZNorton January 27, 2009

muffing

a sexual act that may or may not be popular with trans women, according to Miranda Bellweather in Fucking Trans Women #0 muffing is the sexual act of penetrating one or both of the inguinal canals.

I LOVED muffing her last night

by censation December 15, 2010

butter your muffin

The act of pulling out during intercourse and shooting your cum on the outside of a woman's vagina.

Don't worry, I will pull out and butter your muffin.

by Urban Tony October 22, 2006