muff grunt

otherwise known as a queef

muff grunt: an adolescent boy describing a vaginal fart to another adolescent boy

by jace January 29, 2004

muff mobile

a car characteristically driven by a chick eg a Z3. Men driving such cars are largely scorned

look at that wanker in the muff mobile.

by chez June 11, 2004

muff butter

female lubricant used for sexual intercourse

make sure you use plenty of muff butter when when you tap that dry cooze

by Fanny Mae March 1, 2008

Muff Scrub

Another name for a Goatee.

Hey, look at that dudes Muff Scrub.

This chick is gonna be riding my Muff Scrub all night.

by Donkey_Cock December 28, 2008

Muff Pod

A small collection of dried semen collected in a tangle of pubic hairs on or around one's ballsack. Sometimes a combination of sperm, crabs, and sweat together.

Damn, my mom caught me beatin' it, now I've got this huge muff pod yanking on my nuts cause I had no time to clean up.

by ericccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc January 12, 2008

muff bluffer

when a woman is a bit of a prick teaser

muff bluffer is another name for a woman that's a bit of a prick teaser!

by kermit999 December 15, 2009

Muff Tea

A warm hearty beverage made of juices from the female genitalia. Usually consumed with milk and sugar.

A) Hey can I get you a drink? Tea? Coffee? Hot Chocolate? Muff tea?

B) Muff tea would be great

A) How do you take it?

B) Milk, 2 sugars.. thanks

by teasipper87 November 6, 2011