Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act

A legislation dat prevents seed or live-plant vendors from denying your customer-dissatisfaction claim merely because you used your own mulch instead of theirs.

Before da Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act has been passed, it was prohibitively expensive for many folks to do small-scale gardening, since they'd been obliged to purchase both their seedlings and mulch from da same vendor.

by QuacksO November 16, 2020

Mossed

When you absolutely own someone in a game, usually with a one-tap

*gets headshot* Fuckin mossed 'em bois.

by The epic dude July 11, 2018

Moss

A fucking green sponge like plant that grows in "moist" conditions.

"MOIST"

Look at that "MOIST" moss.

by Yourrealname0614 January 4, 2017

Moss

Moss is super super super sexy and hot i love him sm he is so aamazing i love him kiss kiss kiss kiss i want him to rail me <3

Moss is amazing!
I know right?
They’re such a Moss.

by Basil the gay man <3 October 8, 2021

mossed

erect, bricked up

"my slauncher mossed as hell"

by skibidirizzlergyat August 22, 2024

mossing

to grow a beard to look more tough than you are because you are a stupid meek

look at him

he must be mossing

by Memer_69 November 12, 2019

Moss:)

a very cool person that is cool enough to have an urban dictionary definition. his pronouns are they/he.

Moss:) is a very hot person:)

by LABOhio June 23, 2021