mosquito

the act of throwing a used condom out the window of a speeding vehicle, and having it land on someone's windshield.

"what just hit the window, its white and gooey. Is it a mosquito?!?!"

by At Your Cervix May 28, 2008

mosquito

a person who is annoying and disgusting

That kid is such a mosquito!!

by Mary loves Lily December 28, 2005

Annoying mosquito

Annoying pest that wont lay off your boyfriend.
Very ugly
no one likes
bustdown

Carrie is the biggest annoying mosquito

by nigga wah February 1, 2007

Baghdad Mosquito

Having fecal matter smeared to cover your face completely and then having someone press their balls on your eyes and press their penis down on your nose leaving an imprint that looks like a mosquito.

I caught my girlfriend cheating on me so while she was sleeping I gave her a Baghdad Mosquito.

by hotty1342 June 23, 2008

Mosquito Bite

When a girl is on her period, and she is with a guy and they are about to have some sex, the guy pulls the tampon out of her vagina. He then proceeds to drink it up. Then they have sex.

Isiah: Yo whats up hommie?
Brent: Nothing much man!
Isiah: How did things go last night with that chick?
Brent: Great! I gave her a mosquito bite. It was awesome!
Isiah: Ahh! dude! always wondered how that would taste.
Brent: Yeah, it was.... disgusting! Blood was every where man!!! Don't ever do it! ever! well i mean the mosquito bite, you can do the sex though afterwards. yeah thats nice
Isiah: Great see ya. (leaves)

by noobsboobs April 4, 2009

mosquito

black baby with wings...black baby

by dog April 30, 2003

mosquito

An annoying toady that buzzes around on the periphery of the popular

Who the hell invited you into this discussion, you freaking mosquito.

by stevio September 10, 2003