moist day

Day taken off work with the intention of bashing one's bishop. Often the real reason behind a collegue's claim that they're "working from home".

A: "Is Mouldy in today?"
B: "No, he's working from home."
A: "Oh aye, having a moist day is he?"
B: "I reckon so."
A: "Fuck my boots, he must be dry as the Gobi desert."

by Terry Fuckwit June 24, 2004

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Franky The Mobster

Professional Wrestler from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, dubbed to be from Milan, Italy. Is reknown for his charisma, his ability to work a crowd, and his hilarious comedy antics. Can also wrestle very well. Currently performs in nCw, IWS (both being Montreal-based wresting promotions), and CZW. Many who have seen him wrestle would see a spot for him in RoH, or even WWE.

Fan: Get the f*ck out, Franky!
FTM: You have boobs!
Fan: *dumbfounded*

by Da Mark August 14, 2005

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moisturification

The process of becoming, or to cause to become, moisturized. Synonym with moisturization.

Adding lotion all over her body was certainly an act of moisturification.

by G. Thomas May 21, 2008

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moostard

When you haven't cum in awhile and your splooge is yellow and thick. (also known as "seeded Moostard"

It's been so long my cum is like moostard.

by Pedro de la rose August 31, 2006

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Moistie Alumni

A girl who is now legal to hit on and take home, but who was definitely a moistie when she was 16. She is said to have 'graduated' from Moistie University after taking the appropriate, hilariously named, 'classes'.

Joe: "Hey there"
Jane: "Hi"
Joe: "I bet you were a hot-ass moistie back in the day"
Jane: "Way back in the day"
Joe: "That makes you a moistie alumni"

by NastyNas December 20, 2004

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