As you’re penetrating the ring that separates inner from outer from an angle that maximizes the gape of the vagina, prompting the inevitable “grrrrr Mondays” sentiment of the receiving party.
Dude 1: “Dude, Courtney could not walk this morning! You must have given her that loose monday!”
Dude 2: “Yeah, it was the loosest!”
Dude 2: “Yeah, it was the loosest!”
by LooseMondays66 May 22, 2021
Coming from your weekend, you finish your day at work and afterwards you aren't just exhausted, you're in a delirious stupor and totally fucked.
Hey, are you okay? Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!
Um, no. It's much worse than that. I'm Monday Fucked.
Um, no. It's much worse than that. I'm Monday Fucked.
by Srslywtf December 11, 2014
When a girl wakes up on Monday feeling down (because it's Monday) and decides she looks ugly (when she looks fine) so wears slightly too much makeup in an effort to feel better. The excess makeup doesn't necessarily make her look bad, but it is just more noticeable.
by LaBruhn Jaymes July 07, 2015
When you’re doing 69 and she bites your cock so you make a goose noise in her vagina. Only on monday’s
by eddy051705 January 24, 2022
by nina541 November 28, 2010
A friday which feels exactly like a monday. Monday-Fridays tend to be horrible in the way that you are extremely tired, with no sense of pending freedom.
by DancingWhale November 30, 2010
The day after Sunday Funday, when you are hungover at work and feel dumb for drinking so much the day before.
by Rynomite13 August 16, 2010