Growing a Moustache

Performing cunnlingus on a woman with a large ammount of pubic hair.

Try doing a google image search of "moustache", you'll see why it's called "Growing a Moustache".

by unknown November 14, 2003

shit moustache

A shit moustache is the process of wiping ones finger between their sweaty ass cheeks and rubbing quickly and precisly under the moustache area

Before the stupid prick realised i had landed a beauty of a shit moustache right on his chops
mmmmmm finger licking good!!!!!

by Bread stick April 29, 2007

"Milk" moustache

A retro 1970s-style moustache common among the characters in the 2008 period film "Milk."

His "Milk" moustache is totally ironic. He's just another straight hipster boy.

by Facial hair fashionista July 7, 2009

Catfish Moustache

#1. The invisible stink residue left over on the face after eating a girl out who was either absent the day they taught how to clean the vag area in 8th grade health class or just returned from a run before intercourse.

#2. Hairs left around the mouth after eating out a hairy ass (either guy or girl).

I need a shower bad to wash off the stank on my junk and the Catfish Moustache off my face. It smells like a dead pirates swass.

by SeaBreeze October 18, 2008

moostable

a common breeding ground for the moose, also a nick name for a smelly girl

damn that girl smells like a moostable

lets bring the moose to the moostable

by pppp May 8, 2005

moustalgia

A person affecting a quaintly old-fashioned look through the use of 19th century facial hair.

"Did you see Dylan's face fuzz? Straight out of Dickens, man."
"Yeah, it's just moustalgia, he'll shave it off next week."

by Jay Ball July 23, 2007

monstakila

beastly, the best, winner at everything

He is a monstakila

by monstakila January 12, 2009