Whack-A-Mole

When you beat the meat before it goes in and out of the holes
We played whack-a-mole last night and we both won
by Mist Erjay December 24, 2022
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mole slave

a man and or women who is honorably addicted to smoking mole bowls; a mixture of pot and tobacco smoked out a water pipe.
"dales been smoking pot and red river tobacco out his bong for 26 years, what a mole slave!"
by slave boyy April 04, 2014
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Grooming the mole

An "act of love" that you perform on yourself
Mother (Knocking on bedroom door): Billy, is everything alright in there?
You seem to be a bit quiet in there

Billy: Don't worry mom, I'm just err... Grooming the mole
by JP_2KX December 05, 2011
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Ninja Mole

The act of aggressively grabbing a man's genitalia at the base from under the butt while he is bent over and pulling it upwards...yelling Ninja Mole
Broke up with my girlfriend after she gave me a Ninja Mole.
by NFly February 12, 2021
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slush mole

mikaela: alicia look at that slush mole
alicia: matte he is a slush mole
by moleyss April 11, 2011
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Mud Moling

Going Mud Moling means performing anal. To Mud Mole is to insert oneself inside the anus of a coworker or dear friend or mistress. A mud mole could be the aftermath of your penis after going mud moling. Mud moling should be an Olympic sport.
"Bro I mud moled your sister last night. It was all her idea to go mud moling. Turns out it wasn't her first time."

Drake the Snake
by Natef Warrior January 25, 2021
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Mole Gopher

Noun: A minty cylindrical chocolate coated treat you can find in a candy isle that you eat when you watch the live action Mulan. After the box is eaten you can use the left over cardboard to turn yourself into a mole gopher.

Adjective: Used to describe bumps on skin and hair. Also can be used to describe tears or droplets of water.
She has a mole gopher on her head! (Referring to a bun)

Look at those mole gophers on her cheek (she's crying and it's her tears)

Man those mole gophers were good, and now I look like a mole gopher too!
by Greato2aquisquirrelbutt December 20, 2022
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