Mormon base system

Similar to the regular base system but for more religious type people.

First base- hand to hand contact

Second base - A kiss on forehead, cheek, lips,etc.

Third base- any form of cuddling or spooning

Grand slam- after marriage the couple accumulates no less than 4 kids.

Jake was so nervous around his new girlfriend he had to start using the Mormon base system.

by G-unit 99 April 9, 2016

Morbillionaire

Someone whose net worth exceeds the total amount of money made by the hit Sony movie, Morbius.

It's a good thing I invested in NFTs, Now I'm a multi-morbillionaire!

by Vezinald May 9, 2022

All morninger

The act of waking up around 4-5 AM or earlier for the purpose of getting some goddamn work/studying done.

I pulled an all morninger to study for an exam I won't pass anyways.

I pulled an all morninger to do that project I left lying around for 2 months...

by nobodygotthisname August 2, 2009

Dr Joshua (Michael) Morbius

Joshua Dennett aka Dr Michael Morbius is from the hit film Morbius that will be the first film to sell 3 trillion tickets. Morbius will be The film ever. he is the first ever morbillionaire. Pilates helps.

Dr Joshua (Michael) Morbius says: "Pilates helps!"

by GodJeez May 6, 2022

Mortal Kombat

A popular one-on-one fighting game developed in the USA first released on the arcade in the early 90's. One of the first games that featured digitized graphics and actors (now extinct form of graphics). Mortal Kombat was developed by Ed Boon and his partner John Tobias (later joined Ed). This game also featured excessive amounts of blood, gore, and violence. That scored serious controversy. When the game was going to be released on the home consoles, matters got worse. Feminists and liberals began to fight the game actively. Feminists blamed the game for violence towards women and liberals blamed the game for excessive violence being shown to children. A group called the Entertainment Software Ratings Board was then developed because of the violence. The founder, democrat senator Joseph Lieberman of Connecticut. Mortal Kombat was so popular, many sequels and spin offs were made. Distinctive characters include; Liu Kang (a shaolin monk with black hair who looks like Bruce Lee and practices martial arts), Sonya Blade (a military woman), Kano (a bald criminal with a cybernetic eye. He throws knives), Raiden (sometimes spelled Rayden, a thunder god), Johnny Cage (an actor who kicks and shoots green energy spheres from his arms), Scorpion (a yellow ninja who breathes fire and fires a spear from his hand), Sub-Zero (a blue warrior, who belongs to the Lin-Kuei with the ability to freeze his opponents), Shang-Tsung (a sorceror with the ability to morph into other characters), Goro (a four armed monster) and Reptile (a hidden Green warrior, one can fight him at the bottom of the pit. He mimics the moves of Scorpion and Sub-Zero. Later in the series, he gained his own moves), just to name a few.

(Scorpion impales Liu Kang with spear)
Scorpion: GET OVER HERE!!!
(Upper cuts Liu Kang)
Liu Kang: WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
(Liu Kang flying kicks Scorpion, launching Scorpion backwards)

by rbxfromdashow August 24, 2004

gorgle morgle

Gargling with a "google moogle" (see definition) to cure a sore throat; when the idea of actually drinking it (raw eggs, warm milk, etc.) makes you want to puke.

Judy: "What are those disgusting sounds you're making?"
Diane: "I'm just doing a quick gorgle morgle before my audition for American Idol."

by brainyuck November 23, 2011

Morbed

The past-tense of morbing.
To have experienced morbing

Person 1"Have you seen morbius" Person 2"Yeah, remember when all of those guys got totally morbed?"

by TobyIn3D April 29, 2022