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Miranda

Drunk fat oink oink vapemaster with 16 kids, but only knows of 2

Goes through cars even faster than she goes through a box of Oreo cookies

Favorite flavor of popsicle is Budweiser, her kids are more mature than she is

Past times include blowing smoke in the faces of infants and complaining about children not sharing their one-seater

go-karts

Probably causes earthquakes when she farts and lives with her parents rent free, resulting in the youngest child losing all of their hard-earned money

Oh also the chick from iCarly after 10 pizzas per meal
Miranda wrecked her car for the fourth time this month.

Miranda, you ate the cat you fat pig!
by BeanFlicker52 November 29, 2021
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Hailey and Miranda

the best pair of friends youll ever find. hailey also wants ice cream from mirandas house but she says no.
Hailey and miranda: friends

Hailey: can i come over and have icecream?

Miranda: no.

Hailey: ok sybau
by imyourking June 9, 2025
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Miranda

Miranda is a name that always is typically a French girl, though it can be someone else completely. Not a common name. Seems to be a name that is typically someone who thinks to big about themselves. Though this is not the case for everyone named this way. Possibly supportive of LGBTQ and maybe apart of it.

NOT EVERY MIRANDA IS FRENCH OF BIG HEADED! Don't think of them as the usual stereotypical 'Miranda'.
when googled it says.
“You're suchhhh a Miranda,” says a woman to another woman, hoping to destroy her self confidence. ... If they're calling me a Miranda, that means I'm a chinless, masculine bookworm with a knack for being mistaken for a lesbian.
by Another 'Miranda' girl. September 27, 2020
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mia miranda lerche

Nice woman and LOVES food.If you want to make her happy buy her juise or pizza.
its a name

Hello what is your name
MIa Miranda Lerche
by Änik April 28, 2017
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Miranda

Is very short and and very the big gay but is amazing in every way. She's cute, funny, smart but also can be brain dead sometimes. They're the most beautiful person on planet earth and will make you feel absolute amazing. They're very precious and talented in their own way and should be treated in the best of bestest ways possible otherwise may your soul have mersey from what this devil shall give you. They're very kind and supportive and caring and have a glorious soul and deserve every piece of love the world has to give. Don't break her heart cause you'll never find a woman more epic and wife material than her <3
Is that a queen slaying or is it a Miranda
by WolvesCB September 20, 2021
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Miranda

Verb meaning to eat mandarine in a public place after commiting a felony
I love to miranda at the park.
by Tavarrrrs March 22, 2022
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miranda cavin

A good friend and a humorous person. beautiful and intelligent.
by theoryofrelativity February 20, 2013
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