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Midnight Poon

Hooking up with a woman late at night or very early morning 10:30pm-1:30am
Person A: "Damn i'm lonely, lets go to a bar and get some midnight poon."

Person B: "ok sure, but you cover the tab, i'll buy the condoms,"
by i like sanwiches June 23, 2010
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Midnight Owling

1. Akin to being a "night owl", this describes an altered state of being wherein one is rescued from the brink of exhaustion in the waning hours of the evening. This usually happens in the full knowledge that the affected party must be up early the next morning.

2. One's "second wind" utilized during the wee hours of the morning.
I was gonna go to bed early, but I felt my midnight owling comin' on.
by crossbearer4285 June 22, 2010
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Midnight Robber

A sexual position/event taking place during a threesome (one guy and two girls). It is when a man is standing and receiving head from a girl on her knees but also at the same time a girl comes from behind and tosses his salad.
The creator was once withdrawing money from an ATM late at night when he was held up at gunpoint. He was happy to pull out cash from the machine but was soon terrorized by the mugger behind him. Therefore he thought 'midnight robber' was an appropriate name for the sexual event described as above.
Yo Sage, how was that threesome you had last night with those two nurses?
Dude, it was crazy hot until they decided to run the midnight robber on me!
by Sagemax December 29, 2007
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Midnight Breakfast

A special meal during Finals Week at Middlebury College (and perhaps other schools), served at midnight, that consists of typical breakfast food. It lifts the mood of stressed, tired and hungry students who need something to keep them going.
Eating Midnight Breakfast made me feel a little better about tomorrow's chemistry exam.
by Wanderfalke May 3, 2010
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Midnight Express

1. Movie directed by Alan Parker in 1978, loosely speaking about the real-life experiences of young American hashish smuggler Billy Hayes in a Turkish prison. Starring Brad Davis and John Hurt. Script by Oliver Stone.

2. To escape from prison or some other aversive situation. Reference taken from Parker's movie.
Midnight Express had six nominations for Academy Awards and won two of them.

I had to catch the midnight express out of boarding school.
by Fearman May 24, 2008
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Midnight crisis

When you wake up realizing your guts are on fire and you need to use the bathroom but the only bathroom in the house is locked so you either poop yourself or break into a neighbor’s house to drop your bomb
Sorry about the window joe but a midnight crisis is a midnight crisis
by The man on top the van November 15, 2018
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Midnight Move

When you wake up in the morning and you find your roomate has moved out while you were sleeping .
John: This morning i woke up and all my roomates stuff was gone!

Peter: Looks like he pulled a midnight move on you.
by midnightmover December 27, 2010
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