Midget Muncha

A man or woman who has a dwarf fetish.

Did you hear what Billy done to the midget he is such a midget muncha

by horsemilk123 January 20, 2009

Thursday Midget

A small man with tied back hair and facial hair. Usually dresses in black.

Every Thursday, Thursday Midget can be seen walking around in a black hooded top and if you're lucky maybe he will talk to you.

by Thursday Midget October 14, 2006

Standard Issue Midget Face

Or “SIMF” for short. Most dwarves have the same face. When you see a “SIMF” you just know that look. It’s a very standard look amongst little people, with distinct features including a large head and prominent forehead. A non-dwarf or little person can also have a standard issue midget face, in fact, this is a great way to define people that look like little people but are not suffering from achondroplasia.

Tara definitely has standard issue midget face. You can totally see it in her large prominent forehead.

by Adelemoney March 31, 2020

Midget

People with a height disadvantage that are used for tall men to place their balls.

Oh, my balls hurt let me rest them on my midget.

by anth3m April 22, 2011

midget hunting season

well you get a tater gun load it with a net and when you see a midget walking down the street you shoot him with the gun the net will capture him and you jump on him real fast and tie his arms and legs together grab the end of the net and beat him on the ground real hard till it knocks him out then take him to the taxidermy and get him stuff and put him on the wall until and you find a shorter one its a world wide sport

hunter: come here you little midget
midget: your never gonna catch me you big....person
hunter:im gonna catch you little shit
midget:run run run you cant catch me im the ginger bread man
hunter: for those little legs you can run pretty fast
*boom* the net catches the midget
midget screams
hunter: just like catchin howgs in the old days *spits*
MIDGET HUNTING SEASON: AMDERICAN SPORT

by big redneck August 5, 2006

Kit kat a midget

the act of fingering a midget female with four fingers; to use four fingers to sexually pleasuring a short person.

(lil wayne: every girl) Mack Maine-
"For free suites Id give Paris Hilton all-nighters
In about 3 years, holla at me Miley Cyrus
I don't discriminate, no not at all
Kit kat a midget if that ass soft I break her off"

by angielovesvaginaandtitties May 25, 2009

midget penis

When your penis is at its very smallest. The exact opposite of having a boner.

I always do a good penis pull and stretch as I approach the urinal so if anyone peeks while I'm peeing it won't look like I have midget penis

by jjjjeezy July 8, 2011