middle school

The 3 years of shit you go through just to graduate and stand 4 more years of shit. The classes are boring, with exams up to the Wazoo. Lunch is the hamburgers from last week, but now they're disguising them as soup. If you're lucky and have recess, it only lasts 15 minutes, and all you do is stand there. Teachers give you an assload of homework and projects, and expect you to finish them in one night.
Your parents don't care if you're getting bullied, but once you get a bad grade they're on your ass about it. Don't worry, it'll all be over soon.

1. Teacher: Now class, your homework is pages 141-145, All problems. Oh, and you have a project due tomorrow.

2. Lunch today: Soupy Surprise

3. Kid: Mom, this kid at school is bullying me.
Mom: Just ignore him.
Later...
Mom: YOU GOT AN F?! YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEKS!
Kid: Damnit.

High schooler: Enjoying middle school?
Middle schooler: No.
High schooler: It'll be over soon enough.

by C Fera (Poole) October 27, 2008

middle school

The place where you get to either:
A. Sit around and be addressed as "bruh", "cuz" or "gurl", laugh at all the little sane kids, and just be a complete prick,
B. Sit back and watch the show, bystanding at all times, never being talked to because you don't need any friends since they act as mentioned above (If you are one of the people that fit into this category, welcome to the club)
C. Be teased all day about shit that doesn't even matter, backstabbed by people who brush their teeth with a brush made of cannabis and have a condom for a soul
Or D. Cut your wrists and cry yourself to sleep because the world is so cold and unforgiving
So just in general, a hellhole that supposedly does not prepare you for the real world, as someday all the bitches will have to grow up and get a damn job. Right now, sixth grade is being a bitch and I'm stuck in this little pool of 2-year-olds while I feel like I'm nineteen.

A. Kid: Ay bruh luk at dat ass bruh ill tke tht for lataniasha bruh bruh bruh bruh etc.
B. Kid: Dude, go pick up a dictionary, your spelling is making my eyes bleed.
C. Kid: B. Kid, don't tell him that or else he's going to treat us all like whores. -runs-
D. Kid: quiet, i'm trying to concentrate you insolent souls
Me: Screw this. When I get out of middle school, man...

by The Bacon Strangler October 24, 2011

Middle of the Mall

Referring to the cheap merchandise sold by vendors who rent temporary booths/carts in the center of the Mall.

Dude, don't try to impress me with that "Middle of the Mall" jewelry! Your skin already turning green!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 2, 2021

middle school boys

Little turds who are perverted and like ugly girls with blonde hair that's ugly as heck. They try to fit in and wear what the other boys wear. They try to act so cool.

Girl: hey dude I like you:)

Guy: ** makes retarded whale face

*** confused girl and doesn't know if the guy likes her.

middle school boys hit on girls..... Too and act like they're the shit.

by Cletus Snauchera February 14, 2014

Middle Grove

Commonly known as "The Grove", the place where nothing is exciting and when there's actually something exciting, its usually bad. Home to many rednecks, lots of hicks, and plenty of hunters. Although against normal stereo-typical redneck hunters, the poplulation actually takes pride in their appearance, and generally have all their teeth. Also home to the Stewart's Shop that sells the largest amount of alcohol, run by the famous manager "Hope", you might find other local celebrities there such as Dukes, Kashiss, an Older or two, maybe even a Goodson, and of course PLENTY of hot coffee. Synonymous with hell, but seems to be a bit colder. Can be seen by Googling 12850

I'm heading out to Middle Grove, heard there was some deer and I'm going to find me one. Or maybe a bitch!

by Kashiss December 13, 2010

Middle School Band

The 79th circle of hell in which all the woodwinds sound like lawnmowers or fucking vaccum cleaners and the trumpets are some how more obnoxious. On the upside you do learn how to play a shiton of good songs.

Damn that Middle School Band sucks.

by Wellimdead November 21, 2019

Middle schooler

Middle schoolers are mostly kids that just hit puberty, and start getting really raspy voices. A large majority of them are kids that think they're tough, but in reality they're just cringey jerks. Not all of them are like this, but a large majority of them are like this.

Middle schooler: dude you're no match for me. I would knock you out without lifting a finger.

High schooler: dude you're still in middle school. Stop acting like you're strong.

by I don't care if I offended you December 14, 2019