Mathilde

A name for animals, humans and any pet you have.

Dude 1: Yo, dude she is so cool
Dude 2: Yeah, she is an Mathilde

If you pet human Mathilde... She will bite and bark at you <3 "wuuffuuuu wuffuuu"

by Greedy gurll August 29, 2022

Mathilde

A name for an animal, human or just pet

Dude 1: Yo, that girl is so cool!
Dude 2: Yeah, she's an Mathilde.

If you pet human Mathilde... She will bite and bark at you <3 "Wuffuuuu Wuffuuu"

by Greedy gurll August 30, 2022

methifer

A long time friend that is on crystal meth and will act like they are a victim, when in reality they are the root of their own problems. They often burden people with fictitious stories to gain sympathy in order to get their next high. They also will act like the drug is the true friend and will do anything for it.

My best friend of many years turned out to be a real methifer.

by Birdo B January 27, 2023

Methaleptic

A person or persons that have done too much meth and appear to behaving in a weird or stunted manor

That girl is methaleptic,I can't understand anything she's saying

by Bitchyqueenk March 28, 2023

Mathilde Mook

The most spectacular fantastic fancy ice cream cone. You are not the best fish in the sea (no offence) but you still gracious amazing fantastic cool bossy strict mean lovely nice kind pretty beautiful beauty diamond clumsy shimmering shimmery EST person I know. You always have bad luck whatever you do! So here is some good luck💲💵🌈

1. You’re the bravest person I know! I wish I was more like you.
2. You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone…with sprinkles.
3. You’re the sweetest—you don’t have a mean bone in your body do you?
4. Talking to you is like a breath of fresh air.

#Not copy & pasted

"Mathilde Mook is a weird girl. You will always see her strutting her thing though."

by Matilda Mook March 30, 2023

Methingham

Nickname for Effingham, Illinois. South Central Illinois' crystal meth capital. Famous for corrupt police and truck stops.

Methingham is located at the intersection of Interstates 70 and 57.

by Muneco May 3, 2023

Methalusa

A long term person whose been functioning meth for years. Pays his bills and child support and puts away for his meth.

Bobby is now a champion methalusa and frank who whose his grandpa taught him how to function as a methalusa, when he was a trucker for Food for less.

by Ocelothood209 May 12, 2023