messenger pants

n. A style of baggy capri pants briefly marketed for guys, although it quickly flopped, having been a fashion-don't by default.

What guy in their right mind would wear messenger pants?

by colonel cheesemonkey June 12, 2007

AIM Instant Messenger

Messaging system created so that low lifes can chat online with the "friends" that don't like them enough to either answer their text messages, or actually talk to them in person.

situations such as these bring great relief to the "block" button.

susie: i wonder why that hott guy hasn't answered my constant text messages for the last three and a half hours

-after logging in to AIM Instant Messenger-

susie: oh, no worries! he's online!

by jannnnnnnna July 29, 2009

instant messenger

A two-way pager that weights 6 pounds and costs $500 or more. You can talk to more people at a time using instant messenger than you can with a two-way. You can also type, access the Internet, and play video games in a more humane manner.

For those who would rather have radiation splashing onto their face rather than zapping their genitalia, instant messenger is the way to go.

I use instant messenger when I'm at my day job, but I can only use a two-way at my, uh..., night job.

by handle187 November 7, 2003

messinger

A complete waste of life; A hack. A follower who tries to lead others down a path of self promotion.

Mike completely fouled up the opportunity, pulled a classic messinger.

by squarebob January 30, 2024

Patrick Messinger

A bad manager; Manager with an ego.

Someone without tact.

John pulled a PM the other day.

If Chris wants to act like a Patrick Messinger all year, he’s going to lose his team.

by squarebob February 21, 2024

missing a dunk

what Ben Forster famously did when he misssed that dunk in the Enfield game

hey, Ben is really good when it comes to missing a dunk

by you missed a dunk December 15, 2009

missing a flywheel

Adjective phrase:

A descriptor applied to a person who functions well but is "not quite right in the head," as indicated by small but noticeable eccentricites of behavior to which said person is oblivious.

"Sure, Jeff is great guy, but he leaves the impression that deep down dude's missing a flywheel."

by Neil Ogism April 17, 2010