Merlin's gag

Merlin's gag usually occurs after intimate pubic relations. In involves finding a rogue, ominously thick, hair at the back of your throat. Merlin's gag ensues, it's a cat like reflex, but no matter what you do that sucker is not going anywhere.

Jesus, I've had a Merlin's gag on all day! I knew I should have wet shaved her first!

by JosieA May 27, 2007

Mergina

Mermaids vaginas

"If we see any mermaids I wanna ask where there merginas are."

by D-Monkey May 9, 2018

pervin mervin

when you, one of your brahdahs, or some other bullay be spyin for some bean shots. pervin mervins are most common at Sandy Beach Oahu on any weekend especially saturday when everybody get one hangover from gettin allbus friday night.

nick: ho bah! hows daniel fawkin one pervin mervin!
jason: ahahaha dat bullay is gettin plenty bean shots today

by nickvdub January 9, 2008

Rotten Lemon Meringue Pie

To create a Rotten Lemon Meringue Pie, first take a pie tin, and shit in it. Pat the shit down as the crust. In a seperate bowl, piss in the bowl and add sugar so it becomes a thick liquid. Place the liquid over the shit in the pie tin. Cum all over the top, and cook it in the oven, before cutting in and eating it.

My friend had this really wierd fetish and decided to make a rotten lemon meringue pie. Gross!

by Master Dan April 13, 2007

Twerkin my Mervin

To Twerk or Fondle one's mervin. To twerk your Mervin: step 1) place mervin between thumb and middle knuckle of index finger. step2) twerrk your mervin

I sent that bitch home and started twerkin my mervin, t-t-t-t-twerkin my mervin

by 4s-ginn August 21, 2011

merkin

An American.

I'm afraid of merkins.

by U-Tard December 30, 2008

merfin

someone who is tweaking on meth, or seems to be tweaking on meth, or just looks any sorts of sketchy

#thatdudesmerfin

by jackbaraqueer September 7, 2012