mermaid balls

fleshy sac located between the dorsal fin and flipper

Hey Matt, check out those ginormous mermaid balls.

by bweiser21 February 20, 2015

Merp Alert

When a situation is beginning to become awkward. You know that it is about to be a merp situation however to avoid saying merp in the near future you warn the person you're talking to by saying "merl alert" which insists that they are about to say something merp worthy...

Are you going out tonight? we should meet up.

3 hours later....

..merp alert

"oh sorry I totally forgot to respond!"

-yea...... merp.

by zunit469 February 20, 2015

Merp and Derp's

Merp and Derp's are usually the best friends in the whole world. They are usually weird, fun to be around, funny, and all around awesome!

My friends all think that me and my sister are Merp and Derp's. best friends weirdo's awesome people sisters

by Princess Unicorn 08 Sparkles November 29, 2015

mermaid flower

A flower created as a result of mutated cells. It's beauty is rivalled by nothing but the human embodiment of itself. It's sweet scent and vibrant colours make it highly sought after and it is famed for it's beautiful appearance.

Did you see the mermaid flower?
Isn't that mermaid flower spectacular?

by Cherry flamingo December 18, 2015

mermaid fuck

when your girl's ankles are tied and you're fuckin her from behind while she's laying down on her stomach

Nikki was squirming around too much, so I tied her ankles together, flipped her over and gave her a mermaid fuck.

by PrincessCupcakes June 7, 2016

Merms

a nickname to call your Mother, like Momma, Mommy, etc. But Merms just sounds cooler.

Brother: Hey Sis, what is Merms making for dinner tonight?
Sister: I think Merms is making her famous meatballs.

by bisheslovesosa September 30, 2016

Mermaid

a slang term of Filipinos for someone who is gay, or someone who has gay attributes, or someone who is feminine or effeminate, or can be some boy who looks very pretty.

Mark has gorgeous long hair and his skin is so smooth, he looks better than a girl. He must be a mermaid

He looks like those Korean boys that look like girls, he must be a mermaid

by somesickdream9 April 21, 2017