medical pussy

A beautiful girl in scrubs who works in the medical field. In most cases, the scrubs are tight around the vagina.

Did you see that nurse over there? That is some serious medical pussy!

by Pompano935 July 14, 2019

medical fish hook

When a female is going in for her OBG/YN appointment and the doctor unexpectedly sticks a finger in her butthole for the rectal exam

Oh my god my doctor totally gave me a medical fish hook me and didn’t even buy me dinner

by SWMyers January 9, 2021

Medical Caffeine

The drink of choice required by many to just survive another day. It comes in many flavors, varieties, brands, and dosages, to fit the individuals' needs.

Common withdrawal symptoms may include drowsiness, headache, and weakness, which can suddenly become fits of rage, screaming, decapitation, murder, and mayhem against those who attempt to force them to communicate or interact, before they are sufficiently medicated. THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS CONDITION. Do not attempt to approach these individuals.

Child #1: "Mom, Can you take me down to ...

Mom: "RRROOOAAARRR!!!"

Child #2: "I should've warned you, she hasn't had her Medical Caffeine, yet.

by hoppin'joe July 5, 2011

BBraun Medical Supply Company

german based company where medical tools are assembled, stocked, and delivered.

A place to work to jack off as seen on You Tube.

A medical company where men practice witchcraft and take girls belongings to convert them to bleed mensrtu through the pants as a cleansing, slave driving and corrupting the girl.

A place to work so you can earn money for your family and get insurance.

I checked You Tube and saw a BBraun Medical Supply Company employee jacking off in a bunny suit.

by two foot July 18, 2009

FTC Medication

The special medication obtained "from the car"

Bob is getting his FTC medication for his nose.
Bob is agro again, he must have run out of his FTC medication
Yes, Barbara, I will be bringing some FTC Medication to Stevens party

by UhWaitWhatHUH? November 16, 2020

Medical-phorical

A mispronunciation of the word metaphorical popularized by the character Clint in the classic war film, 1969.

Pretty Medical-phorical... pigs, eh?

by Darthbubbaaa March 10, 2021

EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!

Line the Heavy from Team Fortress Classic when calling for the Medick.

"EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!" -Heavy
"SHUT THE FUCK UP HEAVY, I HEARD YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP" -Very Mad Medick

by DemoknighTeamFortressTheSecond February 28, 2025