the chance of meatballs

the astonishing art of when your best friend does the splits all the way down for the first time and rips his ballsack open

Cody got the chance of meatballs yesterday.

by nutpotassium October 15, 2019

The reverse Italian meatball spasm

When you insert a greasy Meatball that your Grandmother made you in your significant others asshole while she is eating your smelly dingle Berry.

Me and my woman just did The reverse Italian meatball spasm, it was great!

by ballhair69 January 28, 2021

Meatball

A short, fat, sloppy, obnoxious girl.

Snookie and Deena from Jersey Shore are such Meatballs.

by MEATBALLZ4LYFE March 10, 2011

meatball

Meatball is a term to describe a rather dumb person. We all know the kind of people who never get the joke when its told. That is a meatball and they usually lack common sense.

Johnny Applebottom: hey man that meatball just picked up a tranny and mistaked it for a broad... even after they had sex!!
Smelly Kelly: Ew man totally meatarded.

by dan gemmbont December 14, 2008

meatball sex

When a man has sex with a woman on her period. Also known as having "meat in the sauce".

Judy didn't tell me she was on the rag. We totally had meatball sex last night.

by awesomemcawesomer March 20, 2010

Maui Meatball Sub

When you get a Kaiser roll, and a girl to shoot out her period blood inside the roll and having her shit inside the roll as well and having someone eat it.

My girlfriend and I were about to bang until she tried giving me a Maui Meatball Sub and then I slapped her with my cock.

by asianman'sbootyhole May 12, 2011

Meatbat

1. (noun) a large, floppy dong.
2. (noun) strange flying mammal that feeds soley on butchered meat.
3. (noun) an outrageous goon that frequents online gaming realms.

1. After being flogged by the meatbat, Harriet was somewhat incoherent for a spell.
2. Whilst traversing the Tasmanian basin, Dr. Farquad was assaulted by a rabid meatbat.
3. Did anybody see that guy Meatbat? What a noob.

by SunnyCheeba April 23, 2009