Muppet Head

A oral sex position where the man grabs the woman and vigorously has sex with the woman's mouth. This goes on until she goes googly-bug eyed and flails her arms around above her head helplessly in protest often making a "Mahyaaaaaahhhhhhhhh" muffled sound similar to Kermit the frog.

I gave Cynthia the Muppet Head test last night.

by RedPowerTie August 22, 2011

Muppet Neck

There is no discernible difference in the girth between a person’s head and neck, they may be referred to as a ‘Muppet Neck’

Do you know Jimmy? Oh yeah he has a real Muppet Neck

by Bigsmooth96 February 10, 2015

muppet-philiac

A person with an obsession for the muppets and muppet merchandise. Such a person will usually procure a strong collection of muppets and be especially fond of functional muppets. Generally, muppet-philiacs prefer Kermit and harbor a secret crush on Miss Piggy. Muppet-philiacs live on their wits and by doing so are semi-successful in obtaining autographs and/or tickets to muppet-centric events without spending money, although they will resort to such measures if need be. Muppet-philiacs have a hard time grasping the fictitious nature of the muppet characters, especially in their childhood, and will often imbue said characters with a life of their own. There is some cross-over with muppet-philiacs and sesame street fans or with any other Jim Henson shows/films. Muppet-philiacs are of two breeds: Closet muppet-philiacs and regular muppet-philiacs (the latter often being pedophilles as well). Muppet-philiacs usually never shed their fixation, and if he/she does he/she should be considered a very fortunate individual.

You know you are a muppet-philiac if you are frustrated that the word muppet is not capitalized.

Steve is a muppet-philiac, he makes his wife role-play as Miss Piggy.

by gelatinous g-man March 25, 2009

Muppet

A a self-proclaimed car enthusiast that is too scared to tune their own car.

"Look at that guy: He's got a car and he won't tune it. What a fucking muppet."
"See that muppet behind the wheel? Everyone knows his car is stock."

by Silicon Quick2 August 6, 2020

fur muppet

an extremely hairy schwa that has never been shaved or waxed or hasn't been shaved in a looooooong time. i mean long.

i was about to fuck her, but then i saw her fur muppet. ew.

by fadinker October 20, 2006

Head Down Muppet

A muppet walking with his/her down due to the fact they are indeed a muppet. Or have taken oart in something muppet-orientated.

Man falls over- Head Down Muppet
You loose your wallet- Head Down Muppet

by MoGG84 March 14, 2009

Muppet

Originally coined in the police and then spread through emergency services and armed forces before gaining popularity with the general population.

It stands for Most Useless Person Possible Except Trainee

After someone has done something really stupid
"That Steve is a total Muppet"

by Elliott Rodgers October 18, 2008