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monkey mayonnaise

Spermagucci; Semenaise, White Custard, The juicy filling inside every penis.
She got me so horny, I was like "Girl, you wanna try sum of my monkey mayonnaise up on your shit?" She was like "Boy, gimme sum of that good sauce!"

DEVILS MAYONNAISE 

When you ejaculate in girls face, then throw hot sauce in her eyes.
She couldn's see for two hours after I gave her the devils mayonnaise

patty mayonnaise 

When an Irish man has sexual intercourse with a woman until he is about to cum, and then stops. The female then clinches her vagina to make the mans penis explode.

No longer only for the Irish, but received it name as it was traditionally preformed by Irish woman who no longer wanted children from their husband.

patty- Irish
mayonnaise- Because that is all that is left afterwards.
My wife said she doesn't want any more children, I am afraid if i do not get a vasectomy she will give me a patty mayonnaise.

Armenian Mayonnaise 

He sprayed Armenian Mayonnaise all over the floor.
Armenian Mayonnaise by Anyhow February 21, 2010

Ketchup and Mayonnaise  

When a girl loses her virginity she bleeds and when the man ejaculates his cum is white hence ketchup and mayonnaise.
I lost my virginity. We made some ketchup and Mayonnaise

chocolate chip mayonnaise 

The fecal laden man-goo that covers the cock immediately after anal intercourse in which the male factor disemboques into the female's rectal opening. Similar in consistency to Campbell's cream of mushroon(condensed) or Progresso chunky style.
Our night of frollic and fun ended with a fat double serving of chocolate chip mayonnaise.