The greatest guy you will ever meet. Tall athletic body, gorgeous face, and the deepest brown eyes you will find yourself staring into for hours. Smart but doesn't flaunt it, but still casually drops big words into random sentences. He can take a joke, and will often get teased alot because of it, but usually doesn't care. Popular, but sort of low-key, everyone knows and likes him but he's not considered a jock. Is an amazing person to talk to about anything, and if you find yourself dating one, you're the luckiest person ever.
by ConfusedAndShooketh December 01, 2019
All Max's LOVE drugs and crime. They love committing fraud and taking psychedelic drugs. They hate humans but love animals. They hate women for MANY MANY reasons. They hate the government. They hate all people. They are depressed. But they LOOOOOVE money
Max
by Aleizi April 30, 2013
Some fuck nut who can't walk,loves parkour and has a fucking massive head but don't worry cus his chin looks like my arse
by Coffee table Kong club July 03, 2016
A kids name that is the complete opposite of their size. They sit around all day on a PS3 or computer or annoy everyone. Future pimp.
Max: (nerdy, high-pitched voice) I got a 20 kill streak on highrise and I'm lvl 99 on all 30 of my runescape accounts.
Normal Guy: No one gives a shit.
Normal Guy: No one gives a shit.
by GooseDude2010 July 07, 2010
The most of which something can be, or exist as a tangible item that one could touch, therefore, being within existence, which, because it is a state and not a place, cannot be located. Often used to make crappy things sound slightly less so, and also to make idiots think they're getting a good deal. ;Beckhard
by Daniel Christensen, vunerable 14 yro March 12, 2007
he’s a smelly ass dude, he hasn’t found out that showers exist. He’s a Ethiopian, and a fucking caveman.
by FridgeDog July 03, 2020
V. to smash a toilet as a household responsibility.
N. someone whose primary chore around the house consist of smashing toilets
Adj. to the largest extent, huge;
N. someone whose primary chore around the house consist of smashing toilets
Adj. to the largest extent, huge;
Person 1: can that bangin chick make it to the sunday kegger?
Person 2: Not tonight boss, her parents have her maxing around the house all day.
Person 1: Dude that party last night was max!
Person 2: Not tonight boss, her parents have her maxing around the house all day.
Person 1: Dude that party last night was max!
by Fuzzy Wobbles January 12, 2010