Max

He is very sweet but his only flaw is he likes cock, also his peepee is very very VERY tiny and deformed. Women dislike him and only like his money ($4.50). Also Sean and Logan are very sexy. Max is now a male stripper.

Max wife: I caught max with the man I was having an affair with in our bed but the man screamed and ran because he saw maxs deformed cock (the man was a child)
Max: why did God make me this way, I JUST WANT MORE CHILD COCK!!!

by Logan paseska September 3, 2021

Max

All Max's LOVE drugs and crime. They love committing fraud and taking psychedelic drugs. They hate humans but love animals. They hate women for MANY MANY reasons. They hate the government. They hate all people. They are depressed. But they LOOOOOVE money

Max

by Aleizi April 29, 2013

Max

Some fuck nut who can't walk,loves parkour and has a fucking massive head but don't worry cus his chin looks like my arse

*BANG* "what was that" "just max"

by Coffee table Kong club July 3, 2016

Max

A kids name that is the complete opposite of their size. They sit around all day on a PS3 or computer or annoy everyone. Future pimp.

Max: (nerdy, high-pitched voice) I got a 20 kill streak on highrise and I'm lvl 99 on all 30 of my runescape accounts.

Normal Guy: No one gives a shit.

by GooseDude2010 July 9, 2010

Max

The most of which something can be, or exist as a tangible item that one could touch, therefore, being within existence, which, because it is a state and not a place, cannot be located. Often used to make crappy things sound slightly less so, and also to make idiots think they're getting a good deal. ;Beckhard

I can still make you happy! To the maaaaaaxxx (max)

by Daniel Christensen, vunerable 14 yro April 3, 2007

Max

he’s a smelly ass dude, he hasn’t found out that showers exist. He’s a Ethiopian, and a fucking caveman.

look at max he’s a bitch

by FridgeDog July 3, 2020

Max

V. to smash a toilet as a household responsibility.

N. someone whose primary chore around the house consist of smashing toilets

Adj. to the largest extent, huge;

Person 1: can that bangin chick make it to the sunday kegger?
Person 2: Not tonight boss, her parents have her maxing around the house all day.

Person 1: Dude that party last night was max!

by Fuzzy Wobbles January 11, 2010