Mattie Crim

very annoying and bratty. a psychopath that once pretended to poop her pants in the car, so she could run away at the gas station and made her mom chase after her. and also would leave her family at a cemetery with all of their luggage while her sister had to pee, even though she didn’t have her drivers license

you’re such a mattie. mattie crim is so bratty

by mamipoopoo February 11, 2020

Missionary Matty

catches flies

one trick pony

oh god here comes missionary matty

by pffffasif October 18, 2020

Mattie

Mattie is a fighter. A woman of valor. She tends to doubt herself but is always confident when need be. She fights for what she believes in. She can be loud but also soft-spoken. She is extremely sarcastic sometimes to deflect from answering deeply personal questions and other times just because she can be cynical sometimes. She's an interpreter of the heart with words of wisdom. She can get attached easily and she loves hard. She's full of compassion. She is meant to do great things.

Mattie is a sweet sweet girl.
Mattie loves too hard but I wouldn't ever change that about her.

by lovelywomanofGod1 November 22, 2021

Matty Mind

Leagues above the average Matty, a Matty Mind is your go-to guy in any situation. Comes in clutch for just about any occasion because he is a certified renaissance man. A true “guy’s guy”, he is insanely loyal to his friends and the best type of dude to chill around. Will usually have long lasting romantic relationships due to aforementioned loyalty. Tends to have an interesting and unique perspective on things that’ll make you reconsider your own. Is known to have a unique sense of humour. Would give you the shirt off his back and his last dollar. Genuinely the best type of guy all around; the kind you bring home to meet your parents. Everyone should have a Matty Mind in their life.

Friend 1: “Fuck, my check engine light just came on again.”
Friend 2: “Why didn’t you have Matty Mind fix it the first time? Call him up, nigga.”

by ProwlerintheYard April 21, 2025

matty

Someone who is inferior to Loy

Loy is just superior to Matty in every way

by Loyisbetterthanmatty March 17, 2020

Dirty matti

The coolest thing ever, you will always want to be a dirty matti

"I'm so jealous, my friend is a dirty matti"

by Renga4life September 7, 2021

Matties a beach

A person who j thought was a good person but they aren't :(

Oh yeah Matties a beach

by Mr. Squeeqee May 31, 2021