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Madison

The most gorgeous girl in the world. The girl who can always make anyone smile, and is an amazing musician. Madisons are definetely wife material, Madisons can right any wrong and end up being an amazing golfer. Madisons can be a little blonde at times, but it's always good for a laugh. Madisons are definitely worth your time.
Wow she's BEAUTIFUL, her name must be Madison!
by GolferNic February 10, 2013
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magisterofmayhem

1. Extreamly funny, amazing
2. Someone built from fire and rage
3. Dave
by rush68.net March 23, 2003
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Madison

A Madison, whether a boy or a girl, is a person that is 100% worth your time. They are interesting, usually in a quirky, weird way. They mesmerize you, being noticably attractive and appealing. They are often more brainy than athletic, though they haven't got a bit of common sense. They may seem angelic or unreal at times. In a word...stunning.
"She's a good girl, loves her momma. Loves Jesus, and America too. She's a good girl, crazy 'bout Elvis. Loves horses, and her boyfriend too."
^John Mayer even wrote about Madison!
by NotMadison12 December 14, 2010
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Madison High School

Pretty much all of these definitions are from last year and need to be updated.

The seniors now are a bunch of chill drunk kids doing what they gotta do. The juniors are the same assholes that they've always been, just partying more. The sophmores are alright, better than they were last year. They just hang out with everyone. The freshmen this year are a bunch of slutty clicky bitches that are obsessed with the junior class because of people's sisters and now they are starting to fuck juniors and seniors. The freshmen boys are a bunch of wannabe stoners.

We aren't THAT rich.
Girls still chainsmoke in the bathroom.
We do have the best fans.
We do have good parties.
We are decent at sports.
And we win shit occasionally.
Madison High School:

senior: "Drinkin at T**d's tonight"
junior: "Bonfire at J****y's tonight"
sophmore: "Party at C****n's tonight"
freshmen: "Orgy at T***y's tonight"

*correction from last year*

any senior/junior guy: "suck my balls"
freshmen girl: "yes master"
by ifuckedsterlingsamsNOT April 17, 2006
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Madison Egg Beater

A Madison Egg Beater is where you are doing a girl doggy style and really cramming it in to her, but decide you want to stick it up her ass. As you are cramming her ass, you get a nice lougie ready in your mouth and when you are about to ejaculate you flip her over, hock the lougie into her mouth and then shoot your load into her mouth as well; making the jism and lougie look like an egg on the stove. Now take your dick and ram it into her mouth and swirl it around like an egg beater.
I brought this bitch home last night from the bar and really wanted to pound it from behind. She begged for it in the ass and I obliged, but then I decided I wanted to give her a Madison Egg Beater- the dumb bitch swallowed it all!
by the squirter September 25, 2010
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matisans

one of the best guys you will ever bang. likes to scratch, pull hair, bite and do just about anything kinky you can think of. he is very lovable and will give you his heart and his large cock. he usually likes to be on the bottom and if not, he penetrates hard and deep. all the girls he bangs cry with pleasure.
Matisans did me last night and i dont think i will ever do anyone else ever again.

Matisans rocked my world and gave me his heart.

I want Matisans' cock in my pussy.
by burgerking909 January 9, 2011
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matisyn

matisyn is a beyond gorgeous girl! she is a super human being who is very feminine :) she likes a few boys that she sees around and they like her too but never have the guts to talk to her because they think they never would stand a chance. You could spot her out in a crowd full of people due to her breathtaking looks!! SHE IS SUPER STUNNING!! she isn't afraid to stand up for what she believes in including her opinion, friends and family. She would do anything for anyone she has gained her trust in. Whoever Matisyn decides to fall in love with is very lucky and never break her heart because she is sensitive but also very independent. Her eyes are as blue as the crystal clear ocean. Her smile will take your breath away. Her laugh is super contagious :) Her personality is one you would strive to have !! Matisyn is one you want to be friends with and be like :)Everyone loves her!! Cherish her !
" Dang I wish I had a chance with Matisyn "
"Dude she is way out of our leagues, i mean just look at her"
" I know :( "
by jfiibmm23 May 12, 2017
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