Being interrupted while masturbating.
1.) My mom walked in on me while I was masturbating. It was a total masturbance.
2.) The phone was a masturbance. It kept ringing so I couldn't finish masturbating until later.
3.) You're like a cock blocker for masturbating. Get out of my room. This is a masturbance.
2.) The phone was a masturbance. It kept ringing so I couldn't finish masturbating until later.
3.) You're like a cock blocker for masturbating. Get out of my room. This is a masturbance.
by @mrmorrisonful January 30, 2014
a kid who likes to grab his cock while looking at pictures or pornos of women that he will obviously never come close to because he masturbate instead of getting a chick to do it for them.
Jimmy, the math geek, has never had a girlfriend. I hear he spends his lonely nights as a masturbator.
by OhmaGEEEEEITSCAMERON THE FEMALE PENCIL DESTROYER March 18, 2008
an event in hacky sack. When "masturbate" is called during play, everyone must touch the sack once each after kicking it, then pass it to the next person. It refers to masturbation involving "touching your sack"
by Mars November 09, 2003
to MB with all your might. MB is a slang term for masturbating. masturbating means to seize the penis and to move it around according to your own comfort level. it forms a somewhat meaningful sensation.
"Billie Joe Armstrong, do you want me to get your bedpan?"
"No, sorry I'm busy masturbating."
"So then have you seen our wedding ring?"
"I think it dropped in my pants while I was masturbating at our Green Day concert."
"No, sorry I'm busy masturbating."
"So then have you seen our wedding ring?"
"I think it dropped in my pants while I was masturbating at our Green Day concert."
by Jakob Armstrong March 25, 2006
by Anonymous July 17, 2003
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