spanish masting

a woman touches her vagina while her partner pulls up and down on her arm to masturbate her. think of it as a female version of the dutch rudder

boast totally gave that chick some spanish masting... what a crazy cat!

by toast the ghost September 13, 2011

intense-o-matic

intense to the max =D

Aaron you are intense-o-matic

by Jamie1 March 21, 2008

Jizz-O-Matic

A woman that is so hot you jizz in you pants

The girl in the club last night was so hot, she was Jizz-O-Matic!

by Marvin21 February 22, 2010

Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic

1. The signature sketch of prop comic Gallagher, in which he smashes miscellaneous items with a large mallet not an actual sledgehammer. Apparently, a sledgehammer is too heterosexual. 2. A potent strain of methamphetamine, named after the above prop comic. Originating from around Hazleton, Pennsylvania. Taken orally, intravenously, anally, vaginally, nasally and smoked. The original lab was raided at the dawn of 2010, but is back in operation.

1. douche bag: I brought the clear plastic tarp for Gallagher's show. Hope he brings the Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic. Hee hee hee.

2. hazletard: I need a quarter hit of some Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic, bad. So I can suck truck driver cock for enough cash for a full hit, no homo.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

mastibate

To eat off one's own genitalia or body in general.

Derived from the seperate terms masticate and masturbate (puerile synonymous usages notwithstanding). Inspired by the sexual fetish with partaking of a meal off another's naked body. Popularized in an episode of Real Sex on HBO, as well as The Surreal Life on VH1.

by Cius May 8, 2005

Mastication

1) The act of oral sex with foodstuffs.
2) The act of chewing said foodstuffs after fornication.

Did you know that chewing food is called mastication?

That's like having oral sex with your food man, gross.

by Kiwi Baccano October 15, 2012

mystic Island

A town in the mcentral coast of new jersey that is not a island and that is apiece of shit and there is nothing to do besides sit at the community center and try to find something to do and smoke weed. If you try to venture somewhere from the Community center you magically appear back at the community center, its a trap. In the summer everyone goes to Long beach island. All teenagers in Mystic are obnoxious and think they are tough. It is a shore community and sometimes the whole town smells like shit and dirty vagina... or a dirty vagina with shit in it. Dont ever go here you will just end up at the community center. Everyone goes to shitty ass pinelands where the teachers are stoners(mr. toth) and every other school hatesd ur sports teams cause they think they are good but they always suck (ecspecially Varsity football) Town is sorrounded by tuckerton, west creek, parkertown and new gretna. they are all sucky and west creek, new gretna, and parkertown are racist white trash hicks

Scott: wat r u doinm today?
Matt: chillen around mystic.
Scott doin what?
matt: Goin to the community center to meet up with people and make plans...

a: Where do you live?
b: Mystic Island
a: What the hell is that?

by Matt corcs May 24, 2008