Martin

a cow that might be pregnant

She looks a little fat.

Oh, yeah, Martin? She’s a glutton.

Someone should check her for a calf.

I hate doing that.

Well, that’s why I said “someone.”

by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

Martin

God’s favorite child. He’s so unusual that his motivations and desires, while he might express them through seemingly negligent opinions, evade your awareness. He sees the situations that he desires in anything. He sees his dreams coming to life. He almost ignores reality, because he knows God would never hurt his confidence. God rather let everyone suffer at the hands of his delusions than help him to realize anything. His utter oblivion feeds his creativity, and that’s his divine purpose.

Kid in Sunday School: Who is God’s favorite?

Teacher: God doesn’t have favorites.

Other kid: Yes, he does! Martin’s his favorite.

by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

Martin

an abstract artist who avoided academic opportunities and ruined the work of other artists to chase his artistic vision

Who ruined that painting?

Martin.

What was it worth?

Billions.

What’s it worth now?

Not shit.

by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

Martin

Only the finest specimen ever to be born in bulgaria him homeland. He has a weird last name and is bulgarian which is also pretty weird. He’s funny but he’s bulgarian so he’s a bad person. He has really good music taste but his bulgarianess outweighs that.

Umbouta blow to Martin

by need🤓singsong January 21, 2024

Martin

A person who shit on your doorstep

Fuck you martin

by Hora123 January 25, 2024

Martin

Professional Slovenian Canoe Slalom Athlete, a car enthusiast, and a friend of Ria.

Martin is the best kayaker in the world!

by Sria February 8, 2024

martin

a person whol doesnt wearr hsoes and probably has multiptle fungases on. hniks feet growingn his gyat sik b ig like takes up he whnole worlfs hes a tghnerisn.

hey ur such. a martin wbdere sere jur soled whys ut s biug

by synonem April 5, 2024