Maple Bitch

A slur directed at someone who is Canadian

"Canada sucks! I hate all of these maple bitches."

by TheDeepDebunk November 20, 2018

maple jockey

A kinda rude way to describe a Canadian but also kinda funny because they’ll apologise for the inconvenience.

Person one: hey maple jockey!

Maple jockey: sorry about that friends.

by Bobby Hatred November 21, 2019

Vancouver Maple Log

A Canadian sex act which involves a man putting maple syrup and pecan nuts over his penis and inserting it inside a vagina.

Women: i asked my boyfriend for a donut and he gave me a Vancouver Maple Log instead.

by Sticky Flapjack King April 4, 2012

canadian maple leaf

when u piss the shape of the canadian maple leaf on a girls back

im gonna give you a canadian maple leaf

by XxxFEARxMExxX August 11, 2008

Maplestory

The story of the symbol that appears on the Canadian flag, the maple leaf.

It's not about the boring overanimed MMORPC (Massively Multiplayer Online Rigged Piece of Crap) that some Koreans stole the name from because they don't know about copyrights.

Jealous bastards.

Canada fight back!

Person 1 - "Do you play Maplestory, all the cool Asians are playing it!"

Person 2 - "I don't want to play a game about the history of the maple leaf of Canada."

P1 - "But it's not! It's this anime ba..."

P2 - "Oh crap that's worse! Most good Anime died before the 2000s."

P1 - "But Bleach..."

P2 - "...Is an overlonged piece of crap just like Maplestory."

by The Phantomnaut May 26, 2009

Maple Story

A game by Nexon. It's a 2-D game that has cute graphics which stupid emo sluts find adorable. Ridiculously repetitive and chock full of lame enemies and attack skills. Its' really gay game and a waste of time which tends to ruin the player's social lives, assuming they had a social life to begin with. Players usually end up being hackers and cheaters by their second job advancement. The game is supposed to be free but everyone will end up spending money for Nexon cash or mesos eventually. All females that play this game have uni-brows,hairy legs and sound like men when they speak. Most female players are actually men anyway XD. If you are playing the game QUIT NOW for the sake of humanity. Hackers unite and burn Nexon down to the ground.

Major words and sentences used amongst the players. Maple Story

"noob" "fag" "lbbi" "pwned" "1337"
"I wish i know wat a vag looks like"
"nub" "hacker" "wtf" "stfu u fuckin fuck noob" "burn in hell u stupid piece of shit noob" "goddam all noobs to the fiery hell that is my hairy vag" "wat are boobs??" "gimme money" "suck my meso dry slut" "uber pwnage" "fuck zakum, fuck snails, and fuck goddam all u stupid sons of bitches that hacked my goddamn file."
"S> myself for 20mil, scrolljobs 3mil, lbbijobs 16mil@@@@@@@@@@@" "i luv bleach and deathnote and I'm a weabboo."

by nessbat111 October 9, 2008

Maple Syrup Downs' Syndrome Baby

The spawn of two mentally-handicapped people who engage in passionate sex, then pass out, to wake up and find they have created offspring. In an effort to preserve the baby until a later date upon which they would be more suitable parents, the child is placed into a large beaker full of maple syrup. The babies are then usually apprehended by law enforcement and sold to chinese dining establishments and served as "pork" in House Special Fried Rice.

Holy Shit, my dad told me that I just ate a Maple Syrup Downs' Syndrome Baby!

by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007