machood

machood simply means motherfucker. the "ma" is mother and "chood" is fuck or in this case fucker.

That guy over there is a real machood!!

by dullah September 7, 2007

Macho Bond

The chemistry related jargon for a triple bond, most commonly a carbon to carbon triple bond.

Macho bonds are characterised by their extreme strength, curled moustaches and ability to kick ass against almost any other chemistry related jargon.

E.g.
SciGuy: C=C has a pretty high boiling point but C≡C would kick it's ass any day, it's so Macho.
Class Orgasm: Macho Bond !!!

by Toothpaste Salad January 22, 2009

mahomet seymour junior high

A place in which dumb and smart people socialise and get in pointless groups for classes,most people that go there are strange and spontaneous but the others ones are secretly planning the deaths of fellow students and smelling their hair for some reason

example 1. I can't believe I survived mahomet seymour junior high .

example 2. Yuno gasai once went to mahomet seymour junior high !She learned how to kill from being stabbed in the neck 1 week after she came!

by the potato people are real October 10, 2016

Bobby Mahomes

When the man tucks his penis between his legs so the woman can give him oral sex from behind. Right as the man ejaculates the penis is released so that it flips up in a snapping motion to spray the semen in the air like Jackson Mahomes spraying water on an innocent Ravens fan. The female then exits the room after dumping water on males face, all while simultaneously creating a TikTok.

They celebrated a Ravens win with a Bobby Mahomes. Its posted on TikTok.

by random_sbux_guys November 19, 2021

Machoism

Machoism is a type of humour.

To be entirely 'macho' is an unrealistic feat for modern men and mostly doesn't exist in its purest form, no one is entirely 'macho'. Therefore, amongst most heterosexual modern men a sense of humour is taken when dealing with idealistic pressures to be 'macho'.

I.e poking fun at the idealism by acting overtly 'macho' in the knowledge that it isn't meant to be taken seriously.

He-man, the idealistic heroic macho man of 90's cartoons is no longer seen as what men aspire to be, but mocked in humour for its unrealistic idealisms.

Machoism, by my definition, sums up a type of humour amongst heterosexual men who mock societal pressures to be unrealisticly macho and unrealistically politically correct.

"Beer! Meat! Me Man, you woman, me strong, me no have emotion" an example of a comment adhering to Machoism

Machoistic humour is used when straight Men are attacked by either sex for being gay if they like something feminine.

"I'm not gay, I'm as straight as action man"

by Arron 'Jinx' Manchester July 22, 2011

randy macho man savage

the act of buying a Slim Jim beef jerky stick, then shoving it up your partner's ass, and either her, or him, poop it out, and you eat it as it comes out, and when you finish you go, "OOOHHHHH YEEEEEEEAH"

Shara gave Michelle a randy macho man savage last night after they purchased some slim jim's at the local seven eleven.

by Eduardo De loa la espanlana osvoaldo locutus October 13, 2006

Maho

He is so sexy. He can dance like a motherfucker. He is very cool and not shy. You will love him!

Maho is sexy

by RoseBertram January 2, 2017