mall cucumber

A cucumber that is brought to a mall so it can be used as a weapon and sex toy for women.

Man, that mall cucumber is a great weapon and a sex toy.

by SOON SOON SOON November 20, 2013

mall claw

Woman's hairstyle popular in the 80's but perpetuated today where the bangs or fringe are cut long then hairsprayed into a pouffy "claw" in front.
Most effective when paired with a sparkly "scrunchie".

Girl 1: Wow, Stacey, check out that mall claw!
Girl 2: Hey, I used to have a scrunchie like that!

by alice23 July 6, 2008

mall pretty

(adj., female) Generically attractive. The type of girl you might find roaming around the mall with a group of friends who all have the same hairstyle and similar clothing. Also can be used as a noun.

Boy 1: (pointing to a group of mall pretty girls) That's my new girlfriend.

Boy 2: Which one?

Boy 1: The one in the pink shirt with her hair in a ponytail.

Boy 2: Dude, they're are all dressed like that. You're dating a mall pretty.

by aerinha June 24, 2006

Mall Monkeys

people who spend excessive amounts of time in the mall, often not buying anything, but making general nuisances of themselves.

Like, that guy over there is SUCH a mall monkey!

by Binky October 9, 2003

Mall of Memphis

Black people mall. Everybody there is black.

"Have you ever been to the Mall of Memphis?"

by Flip September 14, 2004

Mall Urchin

A latch-key kid who spends all their time at the mall. They are commonly found in lower middle class/working class suburban towns. They can be seen loitering in the mall for hours on end, causing various levels of trouble, asking adults for cigarettes and making out with each other in random locals.They have no set life goals,are very snarky and do badly in school. They are akin to the mall goth,mall punkandmall slut and often are the same thing.

John: I went to the Enfield Square last night. Mall urchins heckled me as I walked in, then later on they asked me to buy them smokes.
Sarah: Were the hell are their parents?
John: Pass out on a couch in T-ville mostly likely.

jesus of suburbia/st.jimmy are good examples of Mall urchins.

by Maiku Chan January 5, 2009

mall goth

If all these kids are *fake* goth, what's *real* goth? Are they fake because they're young? Because they like bands that more than 3% of the population have heard of? Because they like to wear black?
Is it bad to experiment with styles and music, especially when you're a teenager? Who defines *true* and *fake* anyway?

Kid with Manson tshirt: I like Manson's music.

Adult with Manson tshirt: You're a poser, man. You don't know the true meaning of Manson. I am a true fan because I am over 17. You're a mall goth.

by deformography December 28, 2005