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clunge magnet

Similar to babe magnet but involving clunge (fanny).
S - "Look at Andy, he's a real clunge magnet."
by samboi11 February 5, 2012
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Simp Magnet

A female soothsayer of men that personalizes her actions to receive every ounce of attention she can get from a simp.
Guy 1"Astrid flirts with to so many boy's to the point that they're obsessing over her but never actually dates one, what should I call her a hoe?"
Guy 2 " That's what a Simp magnet is my friend."
by bruhmoment6969 March 20, 2020
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Fuckin' Magnets

How do they work?!
Shaggy: Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?!

Me: Uh well you see Shaggy, positrons from one magnet are attracted to electrons from another.
by Carador October 21, 2010
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simp magnet

a female thats so fine she can effortlessly attract a simp
You can tell when the simp magnets walk in cuz all the simps give her their attention
by Krispy Hot D April 13, 2020
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Fap Magnet

a girl, porn or animal this so hot he/she attracts fapping
did you see lisa? she's such a Fap Magnet
by RyuuKage January 16, 2009
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Magneto

(n.)
The name given to the biggest Jew out of your friends, the one who picks up all the pennies, nickels, and dimes.
Me: "Wow, Joey was being such a Jew today, he pretty much had the power to grab anything metal and picked up all the coins off of my living-room floor and put in in his pocket!"
Friend: "Wow, what a Magneto"
by AnthOhKnee July 17, 2011
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fag magnet

A certain individual, primarily a man, that attracts gay men. Usually because the said individual is a fag himself.
Every time Landon goes out he always ends up taking some guy home with him. He has turned out to be quite the fag magnet!
by Roy Caceras January 30, 2009
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