milk 

something your dad goes to get but never returns

Im going to get milk, we have none!
Ok dad!
*20 years later*
*still has no milk, becomes vegan

milk by BALLLLLLLZZZZZZZSUCKERLOOOOOOL August 22, 2022

milk 

a comman white drink made in cattel farms.

for example. one day joshs dad went to buy milk even though last time josh checked theyer was a full jug of milk 18 years latter josh is still waiting for his dad untill he got a letter from his dad it said you are a worthless peice of crap that was born at a wallmart. aftter josh read that he said well this sucks then he went to the bath room to pea and pushed so hard his kindneys exploaded and he died.

milk by real chicken September 9, 2022

milk 

something your dad went to get years ago and never came back

Dad: I'm going to go get some milk!

milk by cheeseshartmeowmeow September 13, 2022

Milk 

A beautiful and warm liquid that comes from a mammals tit

Human 1: I want Da milk!
Human 2: go to the shop and buy cow's milk then.
Human 1: why buy it when we make it for free?
Human 2: good point...

Milk by Fin_iguess September 19, 2022

Milk 

When something is extremely dank or inconceivable.

Bro did you see the queen straight up died, that's so milky bro. What a bozo.

Milk by Milkyboy69 September 22, 2022

milk 

The thing your dad left for 69 years ago when he got caught with another bitch

When is my dad coming home with the milk

milk by Urmomverygae October 2, 2022

Milk 

The white liquid that escapes a cows udder and is then bottled for our children’s enjoyment. Some people prefer the the chocolate or strawberry variety, and some Trollops decide they don’t actually like it. Can be pronounced as melk if milk feels uncomfortable. This is socially acceptable.

Tommy stop drinking that milk/melk or you will crap your pants later!

Milk by Kkgingin October 18, 2022