mexican hospital

A bathtub filled with ice.

dude 1: What happened to Steve after the party last night, he was so wasted.

dude 2: Didn't you hear, he woke up in a mexican hospital with one of his kidneys missing.

by Bitch Puddin' April 26, 2011

mexican jetpack

it's when a landscape laborer straps on two leaf blowers and points the nozzles straight down while adjusting the throttles for max vertical lift. the effects are spectacular, even though flight control is difficult.

Geronimo liked to freak out the old ladies around the clients' homes by doing fly-bys with his mexican jetpack.

by manks dawbs May 1, 2004

Mexican Omelet

Sloppy ploppy diarrhea of the burning variety, usually discharged after a late-night binge on Mexican food following a night of heavy drinking.

"Man, I gotta lay off the midnight Taco Bell - I dropped a nasty-ass Mexican omelet when I got home from the bar."

by Dingleberry Tatas May 1, 2008

Snow Mexican

The true name of the so-called 'Canadians'. The term 'Canadians' and 'Canada' are slang for 'Snow Mexicans' and 'Snow Mexico'.

I live in Snow Mexico, or as many ignorant people call it, Canada.
apparently I have to define it cuz there's totally not the definition right up there
Snow Mexican is the definition to something

by Snow Mexican February 21, 2017

MexiVan

Any late 1990's model Dodge Caravan, Ford Windstar, or Mercury Villager registering at least 180,000 miles and usually purchased at buy-here-pay-here car lots. These vehicles are driven by recently-arrived Mexicans, Guatemalans, and Hondurans and are easily identified by chromed plastic hubcaps, flame and soccer ball decals, and dashboards decorated like a Guadalajaran Hooker's living room. Driver beware! These vehicles have a way of eating insurance cards and inhaling the carpet fibers causes amnesia in drivers when asked their names by law enforcement officials. These vehicles also have the ability to become invisible on traffic court day.

Many fine examples of MexiVans can be spied on Sunday afternoons parked outside of Auto Zones throughout the United States.

by Gary Vitalis August 4, 2007

Mexican Halloween

Some sort of sexual position as stated by Señor Chang and confirmed by Troy from Community.

Señor Chang: Which is actually quite offensive to people familiar with Mexican Halloween as a sexual position.

Troy: *nods head*

by Jre October 29, 2009

mexi-cock

A term often used to describe the inherently large cocks of men of Mexican descent. Urban legends has it the Chipotle burrito was sized to demonstrate the average measurements of a mexi-cock.

There's nothing worse than being second in line to a mexi-cock in a gang bang.

by Dr. OTTer, PhD July 20, 2008