mister

A title used informally to signify respect between two people but without actually meaning it.

"What time do you call this, Mister Ben?"

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

sister from another mister

a homie of the female sex

hey whats up my sister from another mister.

by B MAC2000 May 12, 2007

Mister

Mister Is a smart, loving, trustworthy, handsome, ladies man. He is very outgoing and is not scared of anything. All the girls like him in some strong way. He has strong hates for many people but also strong loves😘😙. If a mister likes someone, he will 80% od the time get the gurl. A mister is the bae everyone wants.😘

Gurl 1:You see that nice guy over there.
Gurl 2: yes he MUST be a Mister

by Lolmisterhere May 26, 2018

Mister Q

God of pie and all things pie related, as depicted in the Book of Pie.

Mister Q, the giver of pies.
Mister Q brings us pies.

by Anonymous member of the Church of Pie February 21, 2005

Your Sister Mister

An insult that has the same effect as your mom gay.

Friend 1: Your Mum Gay
Friend 2: Your Sister Mister
Friend 1: *Dies From the Insult*

by Nickable May 12, 2018

Ur sister a mister

Only use this phrase if you are prepared for the consequences. This phrase is the offspring of “ur mom gay” and “ur daddy lesbian,” and the breeder of it was Satan himself. It is the worst thing that you can say to someone. If the arguments gets to “ur grandpap a trap” and it’s your turn, chain yourself down before you use this. It’s deadly.

Steve: ur mom gay lol
John: no u
Steve: ur dad lesbian
John: ur granny tranny
Steve: ur grandpap a trap, ha, no coming back from that!
John: *chains himself down while fire sprouts from every hole of his body*
UR SISTER A MISTER!!!!!!!
Steve: *explodes into atom size pieces that are on fire as Satan pulls his soul down past hell to the unknown
God: *tears pour down his face* holy shit!

by Thicc Lobster May 15, 2018

krispy mister

doing a chick over the stove while using a sock that you’ve skated in all day as a condom, Mean while she takes a shit on the stove. Be sure to bring the shit to a nice crisp. After you’ve cumed, take the shit and place it into the sock Then send it to the SOA (Sexual Organization of America) for verification that it is in fact a Krispy Mister.

Dude, I just did a Krispy Mister with this chick, now I have an odd number of socks.

by toll February 7, 2007