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miraculous medical reversal

An event which doctors have consensually denied possible because A) they have never seen it, B) they don't know how to make it happen, and C) it does not fit within the narrow guidelines of their practice, which are in place to keep patients where they are.
The patient had been diagnosed with Secondary Progressive Multiple Sclerosis, told that she would never walk again, classed as "non-ambulatory" for insurance purposes, issued a steel leg brace and a motorized scooter. Dutifully, she did not walk, or try to, for two decades. With the help of someone who believed that a miraculous medical reversal was possible, the day came when she walked into her neurologist's office on her own feet, without the scooter, without the leg brace. Her doctor responded with total refusal of acknowledgement. His practice, after all, was described as "maintenance", not cure, and what the hell was this.
by Monkey's Dad December 6, 2023
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Heavy-Medic

Commonly referred to in Team Fortress 2, the Heavy-Medic is a heavy that is constantly being healed by a medic, usually behind them. Possibly being übercharged in the process which poses a great disadvantage to the opposing team. This is due to his powerful minigun and his significantly high health when being healed.
I'm being dominated by a Heavy-Medic!

There's a Heavy-Medic in the base!
by energ157 August 30, 2023
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Medical Alcohol

Alcohol that is consumed to treat a "medical condition" such as anxiety, difficulty sleeping, shyness, or restlessness.
I couldn't fall asleep last night so I had some medical alcohol - a few shots of vodka did the trick!
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 5, 2023
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Journal of the American Medical Association

The American Medical Association's Journal. Also called JAMA.
My dad reads the Journal of the American Medical Association.
by ScrumbleMaster69 September 15, 2021
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Medic Girlfriend

A type of TF2 player who only plays the Medic class and exclusively heals one person, refusing to heal anyone else. Whether or not they're a girl or the heal target's s/o is irrelevant, as the behavior of only healing one player is what earns them this moniker.

Their cosmetic sets are typically cutesy with traditionally feminine colors, such as pink and light tones. They often run the Kritzkrieg, a weapon that allows the heal target to dish out triple damage upon activating its Übercharge.
Engie (Voice): MEDIC!
Medic Girlfriend (Voice): No!
by DogOfSwords November 17, 2023
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medic fucker

Jewish derogatory term.
Comes from the antisemitic theory of Jews being money hoarders, and, from doctors naturally making a lot of money.

Can also be turned into medic/doctor/nurse, fucker/lover

Also commented translated into Yiddish as "Medikar Faker"
1: Ey, medic fucker!
2: Bro what the fuck, I'm Jewish
1: Thats the point.
by trashieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee July 25, 2022
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Medical Billing

Medical billing is a payment practice within the United States health system. The process .... A practice that has interactions with the patient must now under HIPAA send most billing claims for services via electronic means.
by jimmybacha October 9, 2019
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