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Get the psychology major mug.Along with Philosophy and Int'l Relations, English is arguably the most difficult college major in the Humanities. This is largely due to the fact that being an English major encompasses the study of several other fields, including, but not limited to philosophy, psychology, history, sociology, law, and political science. English majors read and write far more than any other major, and offen suffer from severe caffeine addiction (or worse), insomnia, and manic depression.
Despite what lobotomized Business Majors believe, English majors (like many humanities majors) seek graduate school enrollment and end up with J.D.s, M.B.A.s, L.L.M.s, or Ph.D.s. Thus, they end up in lucrative careers with sexyass women. But best of all, they actually learn how to think and generally live rewarding lives because of that.
Despite what lobotomized Business Majors believe, English majors (like many humanities majors) seek graduate school enrollment and end up with J.D.s, M.B.A.s, L.L.M.s, or Ph.D.s. Thus, they end up in lucrative careers with sexyass women. But best of all, they actually learn how to think and generally live rewarding lives because of that.
English Major: "Dude, we're seniors! I can't believe how much I've learned over the past three years! How about you?"
Business Major: "Excel and Powerpoint."
English Major: "... and?"
Business Major: "That's it."
English Major: "... 3 years of college and that's all you know?"
Business Major: "Yup. But Ima still be rich."
English Major: "Sooo you essentially just paid over $100,000 for Excel and Powerpoint lessons, but you'll still be rich?"
Business Major: "Hellz yeah d00d."
English Major: *facepalm*
Business Major: "Excel and Powerpoint."
English Major: "... and?"
Business Major: "That's it."
English Major: "... 3 years of college and that's all you know?"
Business Major: "Yup. But Ima still be rich."
English Major: "Sooo you essentially just paid over $100,000 for Excel and Powerpoint lessons, but you'll still be rich?"
Business Major: "Hellz yeah d00d."
English Major: *facepalm*
by collegiate5 July 10, 2010
Get the English Major mug.verb: The act of being a Drum Major; involving conducting a band, leading a group, setting examples, and screaming really, really loud
Other Forms: Maj (pronounced Mage), Majoring, Drum Majing
Other Forms: Maj (pronounced Mage), Majoring, Drum Majing
Kid: I'm going to be Drum Majoring next year isn't that awesome?
Band: Uhhh, yeah, if you're in to that sorta thing
He was excited to Drum Maj in the fall.
Band: Uhhh, yeah, if you're in to that sorta thing
He was excited to Drum Maj in the fall.
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Labia majora is the technical term for the outer lips that form the slit where the bush hair grows, that has to be shaved.
It's the labia majora that form the pubic mound or so called mons venus.
Otherwise called the camel toe. Know your pussy, dude! Get it right!
Labia majora is the technical term for the outer lips that form the slit where the bush hair grows, that has to be shaved.
It's the labia majora that form the pubic mound or so called mons venus.
Otherwise called the camel toe. Know your pussy, dude! Get it right!
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